Ambush Interview #111 Kristin

[SleazyDream]

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111 Kristin


Kristin is a six year industry veteran who oddly enough has bounced
around two different companies ? Topbucks, where she currently runs
Yappo, and Evil Genius Cash which is owned by her and her husband of
four years. She is known as one of the guys, can drink with the rest
of them, but at the same time is both responsible and dependable.
Just don't call her an idiot. It's nice to see someone who can have a
great discussion about 401 traffic then turn around and match you
drink for drink.






1. You got married on the beach once in Mexico. Being as you were outside of the US, the ceremony was done by YNOT Bob, and everyone in the wedding party brought their beers up to the alter?. Was it a legal wedding?

2. How did you get into the business?

3. Tell us about the slip and slide in Hollywood, Florida?

4. You and your husband recently moved from Arizona to Colorado and

then back to Arizona. What's up with that? Too cold for you in Colorado ?

5. Is it true that there are more cows than people in your hometown? Ever done the cow tipping thing?

6. Have you ever been on a porn site?

7. Why are you called a "Ginger MILF"?

8. Who do you think is the funniest in the business and why?

9. Why do you consider yourself a 401 expert?

10. How in the world did you come to work in the adult industry?

11. Have you ever fallen asleep while talking on the phone with someone?

12. How many times have you worked for Topbucks?

13. Someone at Topbucks tells us that you have a problem running into walls at the Topbucks office. Do you have poor eyesight, a drug habit, or just bad coordination?

14. You call yourself a salesperson for life ? Why?

15. You once took a dip in a pool in Mexico with your clothes on. Explain how that happened.

16. What kind of car do you drive and why? What does it say about yourself?

17. Are you related to Ralph Malph from Happy Days? You sure do look a lot like him!

18. You've been in the industry a long time. What do you think about the state of the industry?

19. What the fuck does Yappo stand for?

20. Can you post your econopass photo for the bus system please?

21. Outside of Top Bucks and your marriage, who in the industry do you trust the most?

22. You acquired some of the most exclusive content for Yappo. What content was this and how did you get it?

23. Your married to Chris, more commonly called "The Doc". How did you meet him and why did you fall in love with him?

24. When at adult conventions you tend to be treated like "one of the boys". Has this helped your career or hurt it?

25. You're an educated lady. What do you have an MBA in?

26. Has your MBA helped you in the adult industry? Do you think your smarter the rest of us?

27. Do you ever think you'll leave the safety net of Topbucks and Evil Genius Cash? If so, who would you see yourself working for?

28. In college you had a beautiful room mate. Who was it and did you shower together?

29. You've only worked for two companies in the industry ? Evil Genus Cash and Top Bucks. Why do you keep flip flopping between the two of them?

30. What hobbies to do you have?

31. Who is the father of your first son? And are you sure about that?

32. Your good friends with Tanker. Have you ever seen him naked, and is he really as well hung as we are led to believe?

33. Why do other people's wives in the industry dislike you? Why is that?

34. Have you ever interferred with your company's ad buys due to personal problems with someone calling you an idiot when you were acting like an idiot?

35. How many people in the adult industry have you physically assaulted due to GFY disputes?

Pics of Kristin can be Found on FUBAR

[SleazyDream]

[Azlord]

Ambushed!

[SleazyDream]

[seeric]

Rule #1

Never sit on Rochards lap.

[Rochard]

Originally Posted by A1R3K

Rule #1

Never sit on Rochards lap.

Like you've never sat on my lap there skippy!

[seeric]

Originally Posted by Rochard

Like you've never sat on my lap there skippy!

oh yeah. NM, carry on.

[Shok]

oh I have some photos somewhere, but I cant post ;)

[kristin]

Wow, some good questions ... even if they are added on. ; )

Here is #1 and then I have to run to Kinkos...

1. You got married on the beach once in Mexico. Being as you were outside of the US, the ceremony was done by YNOT Bob, and everyone in the wedding party brought their beers up to the alter…. Was it a legal wedding?

Yes, I got married on the beach in Mexico, I believe we were the ones who started the YNOT Bob industry marriage business. Bob is an ordained minister and can legally marry couples, if all the paperwork is there. However, since ours was so impromptu we did not have the paperwork. We could have come back from Mexico and done it, but three months later I found out I was pregnant and we decided in December to make it legal and got married down on the strip at 1a on Pearl Harbor day by a lady who was 75 going on dead. We had woke her up to marry us.

We had a full ceremony, and the surfer band Rockfish played Here Comes the Bride, while we Tucker and Gail as ring bearer and flower girl. Richard gave me away and in our bridal court was Ellisa, Laura, Billie, Tanker, George, and Mystery Man.

Fun times, and the cheapest of the three weddings Chris and I had. We finally had to stop wearing the two for $20 wedding rings when they turned our fingers green.

[Sly]

If I wasn't gay I would totally fuck Kristin.

[SleazyDream]

so technically you're still single?

[Juicy D. Links]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[Shok]

Originally Posted by Sly

If I wasn't gay I would totally fuck Kristin.

thats how I tricked her into putting out

[Rochard]

Originally Posted by kristin

.....the cheapest of the three weddings Chris and I had.....

why three weddings?

[Allison]

You should ask her also:

How many radios/microphones she eats per day?

Why is Yappo the most successful unlaunched VOD?

~Alli

[kristin]

Originally Posted by Rochard

why three weddings?

1. Mexico for fun
2. Vegas for legal, baby reasons
3. Renewal of vows for close friends and family

[Sly]

Can you tell us one of your absolutely totally ridiculous stories that surrounds your life?

[WiredGuy]

lol, I like #35. I'm glad to have introduced you two and almost got killed in the process!
WG

[RayBonga]

Nice ambush

[LAJ]

Kristin Rocks.

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

17. Are you related to Ralph Malph from Happy Days? You sure do look a lot like him!

Finally, an Ambush Interview with a Ralph Malph reference...



ADG

[Phoenix]

haha..nice interview kdogg


i also want to know about the fountain in miami ;)

[kristin]

2. How did you get into the business?

So Allison (TopBucks) and I were roomies in college, we met freshman year and my junior year and her senior year (she was an over-achiever and did college in three years) we had a casita together. So when she had graduated she was looking for jobs in the Tucson area and had applied and interviewed for one. When she came home that day, I asked how the interview went. I remember she said, “Great, but it’s a porn company.” I asked if she was taking it and she said yes. Throughout that year, we remained close and such and she’d tell me about the industry, show me stuff, etc. So when I graduated a year later, a position had just opened up at TopBucks. I interviewed and was hired … I worked on the gay side of things at first, not understanding a lick of the industry. I remember I spent the first day I registered on GFY trying to get “I’m Probably Spamming” or something like that from underneath my name.

[JFK]

Wow interview #111 Kristin will always be #1 1 1 in my book, one sweetest people in the business

[seeric]

Originally Posted by kristin

I remember I spent the first day I registered on GFY trying to get ?I?m Probably Spamming? or something like that from underneath my name.

as far as i am concerned you are way ahead of the game. there are sig whores here for 3 years that still can't find how to change that.

Keep Rockin!!

[JFK]

[kristin]

3. Tell us about the slip and slide in Hollywood, Florida?

This all started at my second show, Miami 2002. I was standing in the lobby the first night talking to Local G, we were standing in front of the long, marble fountain in the middle of the Westin lobby. We were evaluating how it might be to slip n’ slide down this, but because of the tile, groove thingys it would not be possible and it would hurt.

So the third night of the show, I had been swimming and came back into the lobby. I want to express, there was NO alcohol in my system, seriously. So LAJ and I are standing there and I have my towel around my waist with my bathing suit on and I go “Fuck it,” drop the towel and just slide down head first of the fountain.

This was great because there were about 20 people standing around and this was the time VirtuMike valued his camera more than anything. Sure as shit, I spilled something on his camera later that night, still when I was not intoxicated. Then someone gets the genius idea to put a chair on the fountain and sit in it – not me, some other retard. That’s when security got involved … and that’s pretty much the story of the slip n’ slide in Hollywood.

[seeric]

Originally Posted by kristin

So LAJ and I are standing there and I have my towel around my waist with my bathing suit on and I go “Fuck it,” drop the towel and just slide down head first of the fountain.

omg, i am so jealous of you. i thought of doing that 100 times every time i walked by that thing. i am prone to fountain trouble anyhow.

good job

and, i DID have alcohol in my system when i thought of it.

+2 points for you in my book.



*note*
i was NOT the retard with the chair. anything involving chairs at that hotel i would blame on wiseman. haha.

[JFK]

[kristin]

Originally Posted by A1R3K

omg, i am so jealous of you. i thought of doing that 100 times every time i walked by that thing. i am prone to fountain trouble anyhow.

good job

and, i DID have alcohol in my system when i thought of it.

+2 points for you in my book.



*note*
i was NOT the retard with the chair. anything involving chairs at that hotel i would blame on wiseman. haha.

Oh good one of my next few answers involves Wiseman ... stay tuned. : )

[kristin]

4. You and your husband recently moved from Arizona to Colorado and then back to Arizona. What's up with that? Too cold for you in Colorado ?

This is just some background first … I actually moved up to Vegas when I first started with BigCockContent, for some dumb reason the bosses wanted me there even though I was gonna be working out of my house. I didn’t get it.

Anyways, year and some later, we bought our SUV and we decided to take a road trip that weekend (Memorial Day), so we went down to visit Allison and her husband. She then kept talking about her community she lived in, blah, blah, blah and we left that weekend owning a house that was to be built and ready in October. So now we are in Tucson.

The prices of the houses skyrocketed while we were there and nine months after living there we sold and made a good profit. I thought at the time it would be good to move up to Colorado, I had visited my friend and really liked it and wanted a change. I’m from WNY and missed the four seasons, snow, etc. So we moved up there and let me tell you – Denver not so mountain, it’s pretty much Kansas to one side and the mountains are two and a half hours away. It’s not a cheap city either … We were living in a rental that had issues and we were looking to buy a house there but couldn’t find anything we really liked in the right location (ie: a mountain home with hi-speed internet) that wasn’t ridiculously priced.

So in May, TB opened up their VOD department, and I flew down for an interview with Kevin and Allison. I took the position of Marketing and Sales Coordinator and moved back to Tucson. Within two weeks we had bought and closed on a house and movers f’ed me over. Either way, I realized when I moved back that this was home, I went to college here and find myself calling it home. It’s a smaller city with a town-like feel and it’s hippie. I fit right in. : )

[JFK]

[kristin]

Originally Posted by JFK

In every picture of me from Jamaica, it looks like you can blindfold me with dental floss.

[tony286]

this is a very interesting interview.

[kristin]

This one is short and boring, sorry ...

5. Is it true that there are more cows than people in your hometown? Ever done the cow tipping thing?

Yes, it is true there are more cows than people in my hometown, no I’m not a farmer. We just went back home and I forgot how much it smells like shit, literally.

I grew up in Warsaw, NY, it’s a town of 3000 people and is about an hour south of Buffalo. It was a fun town, I had a lot of fun growing up there and still have fun when I go back, but I still have yet to tip a cow.

[JFK]

Originally Posted by kristin

In every picture of me from Jamaica, it looks like you can blindfold me with dental floss.

Jamaica was GREAT Times

[kristin]

Last one before I watch Rescue Me : )

6. Have you ever been on a porn site?

Yes, yes I have … www.taxicams.com.

Wiseman was visiting Vegas one night to film this and he called us up to go to dinner and to go out on the strip to do this “filming” with him.

So we went to dinner and Simon and his girl were with us, we had a good time and then we headed down to the strip, where a taxi awaited us. But this wasn’t any ordinary taxi, this was a taxi setup for filming. Well, I guess they had done all the sex scenes earlier that day on the strip and were getting some funny looks. The only part they needed people for were to yell at “the cabbie” when he tries to con “the passengers” into doing sexual acts. So that’s where we came in, we were there to help recruit people into doing this.

So we are down on the strip and Chris and I are one couple that yells at the cabbie and get it filmed. No biggie, now we just have to get more victims, shouldn’t be a problem. Well, there was a problem … more people wanted to do the sex part than the other. One girl and her boyfriend were signing releases so she could blow him in the taxi when he realized he forgot his license. I can’t quite remember how many couples we got to yell at Wisem—er, the cabbie but it was a fun night.

So about a week after the site launches, a non-porn friend that I don’t talk to often hits me up and asks if it’s me on this site yelling at a cab driver. Sure as shit it was!

[Princess Ellisa]

LOL that was the best wedding ever. I totally thought you were kidding until it happened!

[SleazyDream]

what! - you're not posting at 2 am?

[Gentle_Ben]

great ambush so far! Congratulations

[J$tyle$]

Kristin is a top notch/stand up gal

Remember this?

LOL

[J$tyle$]

[J$tyle$]

Fun trip!

[Violetta]

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

It's nice to see someone who can have a
great discussion about 401 traffic then turn around and match you
drink for drink.

[JFK]

[kristin]

7. Why are you called a "Ginger MILF"?

Hello? Cause I’m a Ginger Kid and I’m a MILF. Duh …

[kristin]

Originally Posted by J$tyle$

Kristin is a top notch/stand up gal

Remember this?

LOL

He was playing Comfortably Numb for us ... That was a fun trip, and again, in that pic you look like you can blind me with dental floss.

[Funbrunette]

Originally Posted by J$tyle$

Kristin is a top notch/stand up gal

Remember this?

LOL

I can't stop laughing!!!!

[Evil Chris]

Should be a good Ambush...

[JFK]

fitty..............