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01-24-2005, 05:13 PM | #1 |
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Ambush Interview with RocHard.
interview #2.
Rochard from Lightspeed Lightspeed's right hand man, not knowing who RocHard is says you don't really know anything in this biz. He's instrumental to the day to day operation of lightspeed and proof of his pimp hand strength is shown in the bunny ranch. He's been in the game a long time and if you've ever met him you'd be impressed with the wealth of knowledge he has. 1. When and why did you start in the Adult business? 2. Would you ever leave lightspeed for another adult company? 3. How did your wife respond to the Vegas hot tub pictures with you in a jacussi with 2 georgous naked women? Tell the story. 4. How many speeding tickets do you get a year and how much do you pay for your driver's licence? 5. When idiots incorrectly accuse Lightspeed as repersenting women as too young - what do you think and do about that? 6. WHy do you post to GFY? Are you told to post to GFY by Steve or do you come here of your own accord? 7. How old are you? 8. Does your wife work in the business at all? 9. How many adult conventions do you attend a year? 10. What EXACLY do you do for lightspeed other than tend the bunnies? 11. Would you ever fuck a lightspeed model? Have you ? 12. If lightspeed were to fire you tomorrow - would you stay in the adult business and where would you go or what would you do? 13. What size shoes do wear? ok trolls - ask more questions, it's WORTH plugging this guy's brain now that you got the chance.
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01-24-2005, 05:24 PM | #2 |
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this should be good, ill start asking questions once he starts sweating a bit...may as well prolong this
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01-24-2005, 05:25 PM | #3 |
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good stuff Sleazy, im liking these interviews
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01-24-2005, 05:26 PM | #4 |
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What about all the bunnies!
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01-24-2005, 05:27 PM | #5 |
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Give him hell, I tell you. He can handle it.
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01-24-2005, 05:32 PM | #6 |
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If you could add five bunnies out of any women in the world...who would they be?
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01-24-2005, 05:33 PM | #8 | |
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01-24-2005, 05:36 PM | #9 |
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01-24-2005, 05:37 PM | #10 |
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Your choice on wether to answer or not. Could be company confidential. What percentage of income for all the Lightspeed sites is direct (not through affiliates)?
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01-24-2005, 05:50 PM | #12 |
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1. When and why did you start in the Adult business?
My descent into the adult business started in 1994 or 1995. I came across a website made by Steve Lightspeed, emailed him, and mentioned that I wanted to learn how to make web pages. He taught me via email and a chat program, and less than 24 hours after my first contact with him I had a web site up. I started work for Lightspeed Cash in 2000 and have been there since. 2. Would you ever leave lightspeed for another adult company? Highly unlikely. I?ve had offers, but I believe in slow burn / long term. I?m treated well at Lightspeed Cash, I?m paid well, and I enjoy the work. If I had to choose another company I would work for, it would be YNOT or CCBill. 3. How did your wife respond to the Vegas hot tub pictures with you in a jacussi with 2 georgous naked women? Tell the story. I called her at 4AM in the morning while I was still drunk. I don?t remember how I explained it to her, but she told me never to do it again. I think the rule now at shows is ?no nudity?. 4. How many speeding tickets do you get a year and how much do you pay for your driver's licence? Every one seems to think I?m a speed demon. While I?m not afraid to push things, generally I?m your average driver. I got one ticket last year on my motorcycle for ?excessive display of speed? in California, and on my way back from Vegas I got nailed doing 89mph in a 65mph zone. Other than that I haven?t had a ticket since 1998. 5. When idiots incorrectly accuse Lightspeed as repersenting women as too young - what do you think and do about that? It doesn?t bother me at all. All of the girls are over 18, end of story. 6. WHy do you post to GFY? Are you told to post to GFY by Steve or do you come here of your own accord? Steve surely doesn?t like me posting on GFY or any other boards. Offically I don?t do marketing for Lightspeed Cash, and I try to keep my posting to a minimum. I work for a living. 7. How old are you? I am 36. Oddly enough I share the same birthday with Virtumike. 8. Does your wife work in the business at all? My wife does not work in the industry at all. But after four years plus of doing this full time she?s picked up a lot. She also attends shows which works for me ? I can get laid at shows without breaking any vows. 9. How many adult conventions do you attend a year? It varies from year to year. I always do Internext in Vegas, YP in Mexico, and of course Phoenix Forum. In 2004 I also did shows in San Diego and Santa Monica. I tend to stay behind and continue working while Steve is out at shows, and perhaps because I hate to fly. 10. What EXACLY do you do for lightspeed other than tend the bunnies? My job at Lightspeed Cash is keeping the sites and servers running, and supporting anything else that Lightspeed and Sweetums needs. My job varies from day to day which keepts it interesting. 11. Would you ever fuck a lightspeed model? Have you ? I have never had sex with a Lightspeed model. It against our company policy or something. However, if I was single?.. Top of my list would be Jordan or Raimi ? or both at the same time. 12. If lightspeed were to fire you tomorrow - would you stay in the adult business and where would you go or what would you do? Without a doubt I would stay in the business. Steve refuses to fire my ass. I?ve tried. 13. What size shoes do wear? I wear a size 10. But that has nothing to do with my dick size.
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Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson would be on that list. Can't think of anyone else off the top of my head.
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I could answer that, but then I'd have to kill you. Kind of like a James Bond type of thing.
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01-24-2005, 06:00 PM | #16 |
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Did you have a sense that Jordan would break out? Lots of good looking girls at lighspeed and not all of them hit a home run. Just wondering if you had an idea ahead of time.
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When Steve wanted to do a site for Tawnee I didn't think it would be much. I was wrong, which explains why he's the boss.
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Any new niche sites on the way? Mean something different than what Lightspeed is known for. Say reality or tranny or ???? Does your Twink site do well?
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Who is your favorite Canadian Lightspeeder?? It's a she....living in the Tundra....hint hint ;)
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rock ur the man!!!! i enjoyed reading the interview!
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Best guy in the biz!
Not one person I respect more.
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Great interview dude! Way to go!
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Do you do anything else on the side apart from working for Lightspeed? Like running your own sites, tgps, mgps, avs, paysite.
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Rochard... you always seem like a cheerful guy and always willing to help out. I've rarely if ever seen you upset, you never make excuses, you've always got a sense of humor about you, and you are a true go-to guy and loyal as all hell.
Do you have a philosophy or code that you live by that keeps you going and able to take each day as it comes?
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Great interview, SD. Good to know more about established well known webmasters. Hopefully, this would be a great new feature here at GFY
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I mean I have so many new found candian friends......
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I still have a handful of free sites, but they don't get much traffic these days. I don't pay much attention to them. And I have the Bunny Ranch.
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What do you have against Canadians?
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Great interview Sleazy, with a great guy! Rochard is a no BS kind of guy with a vast amount of knowledge.
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I love my Northern Friends. I have yet to met a Canandian I didn't like. I might just have more Canandian friends than I do here in the US. These include Fubar, Sweetums, AJ, Angeleyes, Sweetums, The Legacy, Shedevil, Evil Chris, Fun Brunette....... The list goes on and on. Oh, there is this little thing about Canada deporting me when I was seventeen and living oustide of Montreal as a run away......
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Awwww I love you too, eh?
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I'm still trying to figure out how that thing in the tub happened. I don't remember much about that night. Imagine my surprise when I saw the pictures when FUBAR was kind enough to put them online for the world (and my wife!) to see.....
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Ok.. Maybe they aren't lightspeed girls, but they look pretty fucking good! I'd never be able to pull that off... The fact that a camera was there would give me stage fright and I'd be unable to enjoy myself. My shortcomings would most likely disappear, giving the effect of 2 belly buttons.
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