Whats your Bullshit 'Fake' Job when someone asks and you cant say porn? - GoFuckYourself.com

Xplicit · 07-02-2004, 02:27 PM

I dont try to hide shit from friends/girlfriends/etc..

But there are those times when you just cant say what you do for a living, so what do you say?

My line:

'I do online marketing for digital media companies'.

Which is technically correct, considering porn photos/movies are in fact digital media.

So, for example, when you meet your girlfriend/wifes parents, what do you tell them you do for a living?

Doctor Dre · 07-02-2004, 02:28 PM

I actually got a non porn web job that is well known ... 2 biggest local websites

So that isnt a problem

Marcus Aurelius · 07-02-2004, 02:29 PM

I dont have that problem anymore.

StuartD · 07-02-2004, 02:29 PM

At US/Canada customs, I'm a "web developer" which is very much stating the truth without letting them in on the whole porn thing.

Nader · 07-02-2004, 02:30 PM

I say that I run a credit card proccessing company. We add credit info to sites that want to proccess for shopping carts. like the middle man and i make a small % for it. lol

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Juicy D. Links · 07-02-2004, 02:30 PM

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ace0r · 07-02-2004, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by NichePay_Nader
I say that I run a credit card proccessing company. We add credit info to sites that want to proccess for shopping carts. like the middle man and i make a small % for it. lol

Porn Rules

lol same here

MaDalton · 07-02-2004, 02:31 PM

we also do mainstream websites, sell hardware/software and do some network administration.

but i like the face expressions when I say "porn" when people ask me what I'm doing.

Matt 26z · 07-02-2004, 02:33 PM

"Internet consulting" is always a good angle.

AaronM · 07-02-2004, 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by Xplicit
So, for example, when you meet your girlfriend/wifes parents, what do you tell them you do for a living?

I produce and market Adult videos. You should see the one your daughter just made.

Tuga · 07-02-2004, 02:36 PM

I party all night, sleep all day, and make money on the internet.

Xplicit · 07-02-2004, 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
I produce and market Adult videos. You should see the one your daughter just made.

im sure that'd go over great.

GigaLisa · 07-02-2004, 02:38 PM

Someone asked me to give them advice on this situation recently and here's my speel:

Affiliate Marketing. We own and operate a network of over 50+ pay sites and have a community of 1000's of webmasters that drive traffic to our sites, so it's not a direct marketing model, it's a b2b model.

Or after I've had a couple of glasses of champagne or depending on my mood that day, I'll just give them the simple defintiion:

"professional smut peddler"

kimzar · 07-02-2004, 02:38 PM

unemployed entrepeneur

punker barbie · 07-02-2004, 02:42 PM

PIMP

Professional
Internet
Marketing
Person

robfantasy · 07-02-2004, 02:45 PM

professional pervert

AaronM · 07-02-2004, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Xplicit
im sure that'd go over great.

Well...that last girl's parents found out anyway so why not just be up front about it?

Shoehorn! · 07-02-2004, 02:58 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
At US/Canada customs, I'm a "web developer" which is very much stating the truth without letting them in on the whole porn thing.

HAHA, I love when they ask me what I do at customs, I tell them "I sell porn." Fuck them, selling porn isn't illegal. Although once some dumb bitch at customs asked me, "Are you involved with child porn?" Dumb bitch.

EviLGuY · 07-02-2004, 03:04 PM

I'll just say "internet stuff" if I dont feel like explaining..

Scott McD · 07-02-2004, 03:05 PM

Web Design. They don't ask any more questions after that...

JSA Matt · 07-02-2004, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
PIMP

Professional
Internet
Marketing
Person

I have used this several times... which always leads to "I sell porn on the intraweb"

The Other Sweetie · 07-02-2004, 03:07 PM

I usually just say I do porn. On the rare occasion when I'd prefer not to say, I just say I build websites. Keeping it vague makes them disinterested.

Reak · 07-02-2004, 03:10 PM

I got no problems with that anymore

Reak · 07-02-2004, 03:11 PM

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Originally posted by The Other Sweetie
I usually just say I do porn. On the rare occasion when I'd prefer not to say, I just say I build websites. Keeping it vague makes them disinterested.

Just tell them you do gay & tranny porn

Manowar · 07-02-2004, 03:14 PM

Drug Dealer.

TheSwed · 07-02-2004, 03:18 PM

I do online marketing

The Other Sweetie · 07-02-2004, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by Reak
Just tell them you do gay & tranny porn

I save that one for the people I don't like. It has a much better effect than if I were to just say, "Fuck off, ya nosey prick."

RicardoB · 07-02-2004, 03:22 PM

Never happened to me.

I like what I do and I don't care who knows it

My motto If they don't like what I am/do I'm pretty sure they can find their way to the exit.

More Booze · 07-02-2004, 03:23 PM

I usually say "Web Marketing". I dont want to lie hehe

ModelBuffet · 07-02-2004, 03:24 PM

I say be honest and if they don't like it fuck em

Meta Ridley · 07-02-2004, 03:29 PM

Hahahah, great question

video editing, and digital media solutions for the web.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 07-02-2004, 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
I produce and market Adult videos. You should see the one your daughter just made.

You are so BAD, but yet. It was so funny.

Lucy · 07-02-2004, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by Manowar
Drug Dealer.

samuel · 07-02-2004, 03:38 PM

I don't have friends.. or girlfriend... so that's not a problem...
hahaha..

sometimes I say that I'm in the web marketing side... adult sites.. which is not fake at all.

samuel

Sosa · 07-02-2004, 03:47 PM

web consultant

fuelcell · 07-02-2004, 03:48 PM

Pimp.

I can't stand the shame of being in internet pornographer.

STiNKyMeAT · 07-02-2004, 04:23 PM

I go with Web/Graphics Designer or Webmaster/Admin.....

They usually respond with, "Oh."

but if it's someone i meet in a bar or causal setting, i like to go with the, "I make porn", then they think I'm a porn star.... Chicks dig that. lol.

phogirl69 · 07-02-2004, 04:26 PM

Internet consulting

or internet advertising. This one doesn't work though if the other person is internet savvy!! One guy was like "So what do you actually advertise? porn? That's the only thing that sells these days." A lot of people will "know" if you say "internet advertising".

To conservative people like my family I just say "full-time college student. I don't have a job because I want to devote all my time to my studies."

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 07-02-2004, 04:38 PM

i tell the truth...

im a public service provider

if they ask more.. im an online marketer

Khun · 07-02-2004, 04:52 PM

I run video game websites as well so I just usually talk about those.

MandyBlake · 07-02-2004, 05:24 PM

Web design, but that brings up a lot of questions.
We're going to have to think of something else to say....some that sounds complicated. lol

QualityMpegs · 07-02-2004, 05:31 PM

Used to be web design, but there are too many questions asked with that, so lately it has been "search engine optimization."

phogirl69 · 07-02-2004, 05:35 PM

"web design" is no good... People will want to hire you to make a website for their business.

fuzebox · 07-02-2004, 07:36 PM

Computer consultant...

arial · 07-02-2004, 07:38 PM

Programmer... but that's my real job anyway so it all works out. I just dont say I program for the pr0n.

MandyBlake · 07-02-2004, 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by phogirl69
"web design" is no good... People will want to hire you to make a website for their business.

True...I like the search engine optimization one.
People should be too afraid to ask anything about that one.

riosluts · 07-02-2004, 07:45 PM

i always say I am an INTERNET MARKETER

boardersweetie · 07-02-2004, 07:50 PM

I'm a student, no need to mention adult anything.

Vitasoy · 07-02-2004, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
PIMP

Professional
Internet
Marketing
Person

Pimp!

Sly_RJ · 07-02-2004, 08:01 PM

I tell them I sell web hosting, which I do. They lose interest quickly. Truth is, most my friends still have no idea what I do. They just know "porn".

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