Win a date with Loryn-Adult.com! - GoFuckYourself.com

Missy · 01-19-2005, 07:49 PM

Come on guys! I know you've all been dying to get in her pants! Well now's your chance (and you'll be donating to a good cause at the same time)! I decided to try my hand at pimping, so I'm auctioning off a dinner date* with the one and only Loryn!!! Dinner must be arranged by the winning bidder, and will be paid for by Lensman.

So start your bidding!

*Sexual favors may be negotiated at the time of the dinner

Spunky · 01-19-2005, 07:51 PM

Nice

I'm sure that will get many replies

baddog · 01-19-2005, 07:53 PM

is sex guaranteed?

Missy · 01-19-2005, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

is sex guaranteed?

That's negotiable between the winning bidder and Loryn

bringer · 01-19-2005, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

is sex guaranteed?

i hope so, im winning

Sly · 01-19-2005, 07:56 PM

Wait a minute. I want to win a date with Missy. Where's your auction?!

WiredGuy · 01-19-2005, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Missy

That's negotiable between the winning bidder and Loryn

Where's that company credit card when I need it!
WG

Missy · 01-19-2005, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Wait a minute. I want to win a date with Missy. Where's your auction?!

haha... I figured Loryn would bring in a lot more $. I would be embarrassed to see the winning bid for me top out at $12

sickkittens · 01-19-2005, 08:02 PM

If only I lived closer.

Missy · 01-19-2005, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

If only I lived closer.

Do you go to any of the shows?

sickkittens · 01-19-2005, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Missy

Do you go to any of the shows?

Nope. But one day Loryn will marry me.

Sly · 01-19-2005, 08:10 PM

Ahaha, I'll play. The winner is announced in 5 days!

Get bidding!

bringer · 01-19-2005, 08:12 PM

damnit WG

WiredGuy · 01-19-2005, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by bringer

damnit WG

It's for a good cause

WG

Sly · 01-19-2005, 08:17 PM

Try again!

WiredGuy · 01-19-2005, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Try again!

Back at you

WG

Alex · 01-19-2005, 08:24 PM

LOL WG would win this

AaronM · 01-19-2005, 08:28 PM

I bang Loryn for free all the time. Why should I bid on a dinner date with her? Not that she isn't worth it and all...But....

Now Eric....He plays hard to get....

MrIzzz · 01-19-2005, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

I bang Loryn for free all the time. Why should I bid on a dinner date with her? Not that she isn't worth it and all...But....

Now Eric....He plays hard to get....

lay off of eric!!!!!!! his scruffy cute bearded face is mine!

Peter Romero · 01-19-2005, 08:35 PM

She better negotiate those sexual favors FROM me BEFORE dinner!!! She may not show if I don't put out.

webair · 01-19-2005, 08:38 PM

this thread needs pics immediately

DEA - banned for life · 01-19-2005, 08:39 PM

this thread is worthless without pics?

crockett · 01-19-2005, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Where's that company credit card when I need it!
WG

I already swiped to when I made my bid.. hope you don't mind

Loryn · 01-19-2005, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DEA

this thread is worthless without pics?

Here's one where you can see a hint of boob!!! hehe

Loryn · 01-19-2005, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Back at you

WG

Woo Hoo I sure wouldn't mind going on a date with you handsome!!!

Sly · 01-19-2005, 08:47 PM

More like a hint of NIPPLE!!!

Ok I'll go bid again...

r3ap3r · 01-19-2005, 08:53 PM

Loryn is a total hottie. To bad my gf will kill me if I place a bid.

AaronM · 01-19-2005, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Here's one where you can see a hint of boob!!! hehe

And here's another with a hint of boob in it...

Loryn · 01-19-2005, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by r3ap3r

Loryn is a total hottie. To bad my gf will kill me if I place a bid.

You can bring her a long!!! I won't bite!!!

Sosa · 01-19-2005, 08:54 PM

awww how cute!

Loryn · 01-19-2005, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

And here's another with a hint of boob in it...

That was too funny!!!

I love having you at the office, you are so much fun to play with!!!

Loryn · 01-19-2005, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by POV Porn guy

She better negotiate those sexual favors FROM me BEFORE dinner!!! She may not show if I don't put out.

You got that right baby!!!

Drake · 01-19-2005, 09:00 PM

Whoever wins has to promise to take pics and post them on GFY, including the inevitable x-rated ones.

*keeps dreaming*

AaronM · 01-19-2005, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

That was too funny!!!

I love having you at the office, you are so much fun to play with!!!

Playing at the office is fun...But I could go for another trip to Lake Tahoe.

Sly · 01-19-2005, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike33

Whoever wins has to promise to take pics and post them on GFY, including the inevitable x-rated ones.

*keeps dreaming*

You chipping in for half the donation?

AaronM · 01-19-2005, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

You chipping in for half the donation?

I see a chance to exploit the system here....Pay whatever for the date...Lens buys dinner...Loryn puts out...And we get KB to handle the DVD deal of the hidden cam video!

Sly · 01-19-2005, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

I see a chance to exploit the system here....Pay whatever for the date...Lens buys dinner...Loryn puts out...And we get KB to handle the DVD deal of the hidden cam video!

Fuck you.

That was my ONE shot at making any real money. Now I'll have to stick with pretending to be a Viet Nam vet.

sweetums · 01-19-2005, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

lay off of eric!!!!!!! his scruffy cute bearded face is mine!

That's right...you guys fight over Eric and I'll just be there to console Sunny...mwuahahahah

Anyone who wins a date with Loryn is one lucky GFY-er (go WG...heheh)!

XpressMedia · 01-19-2005, 09:10 PM

I'm a girl, can I be in this contest?

Loryn · 01-19-2005, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Playing at the office is fun...But I could go for another trip to Lake Tahoe.

This time we should go in the summer!!! It's a totally different world that time of the year!!!

OneBallJohn · 01-19-2005, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Fuck you.

That was my ONE shot at making any real money. Now I'll have to stick with pretending to be a Viet Nam vet.

thatz not fare i am the vietnom vet not yu

i dont think itz funy that you make fun of criple vet like me

AaronM · 01-19-2005, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

This time we should go in the summer!!! It's a totally different world that time of the year!!!

It's actually the June trip that came to mind.

Loryn · 01-19-2005, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

It's actually the June trip that came to mind.

Oh yes the "watching" trip!!! That was interesting!!!

Missy · 01-19-2005, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by OneBallJohn

thatz not fare i am the vietnom vet not yu

i dont think itz funy that you make fun of criple vet like me

Is your S button broken?

AaronM · 01-19-2005, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Oh yes the "watching" trip!!! That was interesting!!!

Indeed.

OneBallJohn · 01-19-2005, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Missy

Is your S button broken?

huh

what means that

Kevsh · 01-19-2005, 09:22 PM

nice promo, hope you get a lot of bids .. btw, what is the good cause?

Stewie · 01-19-2005, 09:25 PM

Damn, just for dinner?? What would I owe for Loryn staying at our house for that long, wild weekend?

WiredGuy · 01-19-2005, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh

btw, what is the good cause?

Tsunami Charity Auction
WG

Loryn · 01-19-2005, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie

Damn, just for dinner?? What would I owe for Loryn staying at our house for that long, wild weekend?

One Vanilla!!!

01-19-2005, 07:49 PM	#1
Missy FLASHCA$H.COM Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In my skin Posts: 1,257	Win a date with Loryn-Adult.com! Come on guys! I know you've all been dying to get in her pants! Well now's your chance (and you'll be donating to a good cause at the same time)! I decided to try my hand at pimping, so I'm auctioning off a dinner date* with the one and only Loryn!!! Dinner must be arranged by the winning bidder, and will be paid for by Lensman. So start your bidding! Sexual favors may be negotiated at the time of the dinner Last edited by Loryn; 01-19-2005 at 08:52 PM..*

01-19-2005, 07:51 PM	#2
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01-19-2005, 07:56 PM	#6
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01-19-2005, 08:17 PM	#15
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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,905	I bang Loryn for free all the time. Why should I bid on a dinner date with her? Not that she isn't worth it and all...But.... Now Eric....He plays hard to get....

01-19-2005, 08:35 PM	#20
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01-19-2005, 08:47 PM	#26
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01-19-2005, 08:54 PM	#30
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	awww how cute!

01-19-2005, 09:00 PM	#33
Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	Whoever wins has to promise to take pics and post them on GFY, including the inevitable x-rated ones. keeps dreaming

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01-19-2005, 09:22 PM	#47
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01-19-2005, 09:25 PM	#48
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