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Old 04-07-2005, 08:48 PM   #1
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I Almost Hooked Up With A Female Web Developer But...

...When I was gettin frisky with her and moved in for the kill she told me that she had installed a pop-up blocker. I was allowed to surf but installing anything into her box was strictly prohibited.

I just got up and told her that it was ok because my virus scanner was trying to force me to quarantine her for the past hour. I tossed her a cookie and said, "This is so you'll remember me the next time I come back."

Damn, I need to go to bed. Even my jokes are getting tired.
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Old 04-07-2005, 08:48 PM   #2
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hahaha yeah dude i would say it is time for a nap
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Old 04-07-2005, 08:49 PM   #3
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time to go to bed
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Old 04-07-2005, 08:51 PM   #4
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haha i found it pretty funny
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Old 04-07-2005, 08:53 PM   #5
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Good humor is always appreciated.
Thanks for sharing.
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Old 04-07-2005, 08:59 PM   #6
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Nerd humor at it's best =)
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Old 04-07-2005, 09:27 PM   #7
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Nerd humor at it's best =)
no kiddin
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Old 04-07-2005, 09:34 PM   #8
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goodnight rob
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Old 04-07-2005, 09:37 PM   #9
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nerd....

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Old 04-07-2005, 09:40 PM   #10
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The real story: She ordered a hard drive but it turned out to be a floppy. ;)
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Old 04-07-2005, 09:42 PM   #11
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Hahaha. I was like what the hell lol .
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:10 PM   #12
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Just tell me when your cookie expires, - I'm armed to the teeth with Norton, so I think I won't get any viruses
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:28 PM   #13
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very funny dude
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:35 PM   #14
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A girl let me fuck her with a Trojan.
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:38 PM   #15
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hahaha, I liked that one. Keep in mind I am a nerd.
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:47 PM   #16
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You need to get some sleep dude.
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