Awesome review of XTV on the front page of SteakandCheese.com! - GoFuckYourself.com

FabianC · 05-14-2005, 02:42 AM

The proof is in the pudding!!

XTV is quickly becoming the NEW CRAZE!! You need to experience XTV for yourself ... order a FREE BOX today at www.xtv.com - Enjoy a TRUE 15-day free trial with no hardware costs EVER!

You can make SERIOUS BANK as an XTV Cash affiliate - $35 per FREE TRIAL plus a 10% lifetime recurring on ALL subscriptions!

Mike - 5/14/2005 - Instant Magic Porn Alamode.

Yesterday a rapping came upon my chamber door. And as I looked out my front window to my eternal delight I saw the bright uniform of a Fed-ex driver who was leaving a wonderful package on my front door step. I quickly opened my door and behold the greatest gift that I could have ever hoped was staring back at me. It was a brand spanking new XTV box, which had been shipped over night to me by the porn gods.

Let me explain. The XTV box is a porn machine that you plug into your DSL/cable modem and your TV, so the porn streams through your modem right onto your TV screen, all in DVD quality. With XTV, you'll never need to rent another porn DVD again, no late fees, no embarrassments, just a heavy stream of porn onto your TV screen for as long as you choose to have it.

Instant Magic Porn Alamode.

You see my fellow sick fucks; something has changed the porn world overnight for me. Until yesterday I had never heard of the XTV Box or the wonders that it possess. I was just a sheep being lead to the slaughter, until I somehow magically landed on www.xtv.com. I read through all the on screen information, decided it was worth a free 15 day trial and ordered an XTV box. I never expected that I would receive the box the next morning just as I was rising from bed. So, half asleep and smelling of booze and stale sex, I immediately tried to get the damn box open (which turned out to be harder than the actual installation of the box itself) and plugged the thing in to my DSL modem and my TV, which took a total of 3 minutes. I sat back in my recliner, turned on the XTV box, grabbed the XTV remote (Yes it comes with a remote), secured my hand in my pants and turned on the TV.

My life immediately changed. What was presented to me on my TV screen was a menu of 50 XXX channels as well as options for porn Pay per View. The menu of the XTV has the channels listed in niches such as; Amateur, Ass, BBW, fetish, Hardcore, College Girls (my favorite), so all you have to do is find your pleasure, and turn on the channel. At first I was skeptical and I thought that the porn wouldn't be high quality, or the internet connection would suck, but I was quickly proven wrong and sat in my chair for 6 hours watching more porn than I had ever seen before. The XTV box now changes the way that I watch porn, before I used to download videos that would sometimes take forever and sometimes the quality would suck or the video wouldn't be what I really wanted. Well with the XTV box I get exactly what I am looking for by just the press of a button, no gimmicks, no bullshit and no downloading hassles at all.

So yes, there is a monthly subscription fee, but it's well worth it considering that you get unlimited porn 24/7 and for the same price you can get a one month subscription to only ONE porn site. Do the math. But not only that the first 1000 people to sign up get a free XTV box and a free 15 day trial run. So what are you waiting for? Click on over and change the way you view porn for the rest of your life.

Awesome review and a BIG THANK YOU to Mike!!

Mutt · 05-14-2005, 02:50 AM

yes - it would be alot more impressive if it wasn't a paid endorsement.

nice try tho

FabianC · 05-14-2005, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

yes - it would be alot more impressive if it wasn't a paid endorsement.

nice try tho

It takes more than money to get an endorsement from these guys! It just adds to the truth, XTV is HOT!!

Also posted by BradShaw on another board:

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradShaw

First of all, thanks for the free box.

Opened it up, did not find any directions. (I would add a quick start guide, like when you buy a dell pc). Packaging and simplicity are sick though.

It was as easy to hook up as a VCR or DVD player. Downside is that I had to run a network cable across my office, no wireless.

Plugged it in, and was up and running within 5 mins. Downloaded the latest software update automatically, and was watching porn within a few mins. Quality was good, better than expected. Porn chicks look terrible on a 27" tv! Small lag when flipping through the "channels", but not bad. Remote layout is slick, minus the big XTV on it. Movie selection seems good, as long as they do not repeat too often.

Overall, I am very impressed. If these guys can get these in the hands of consumers, they will be hooked. I can see this being big if they can just get it in front of the eyes of consumers.

Box itself is small, and simple. My suggesting would be to remove the bright blue XTV light from the front. That way, people can have it in their TV cabinet, and nobody has any idea what it is.

Will report back next week when I have a little more time to use the system and play with it.

O MARINA · 05-14-2005, 10:30 AM

good deal Fabian.

please don't forget to include the video of you when you ship mine.

JamesK2 · 05-14-2005, 10:36 AM

nice review, and a nice program

FabianC · 05-14-2005, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA

good deal Fabian.

please don't forget to include the video of you when you ship mine.

HAHA I'll just add it to my own channel "The Fabian Show"

sherie · 05-14-2005, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

yes - it would be alot more impressive if it wasn't a paid endorsement.

nice try tho

Paid? What are you talking about LOL The box is even free =)

KingpinMedia · 05-14-2005, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FabianC

The proof is in the pudding!!

XTV is quickly becoming the NEW CRAZE!! You need to experience XTV for yourself ... order a FREE BOX today at www.xtv.com - Enjoy a TRUE 15-day free trial with no hardware costs EVER!

You can make SERIOUS BANK as an XTV Cash affiliate - $35 per FREE TRIAL plus a 10% lifetime recurring on ALL subscriptions!

Mike - 5/14/2005 - Instant Magic Porn Alamode.

Yesterday a rapping came upon my chamber door. And as I looked out my front window to my eternal delight I saw the bright uniform of a Fed-ex driver who was leaving a wonderful package on my front door step. I quickly opened my door and behold the greatest gift that I could have ever hoped was staring back at me. It was a brand spanking new XTV box, which had been shipped over night to me by the porn gods.

Let me explain. The XTV box is a porn machine that you plug into your DSL/cable modem and your TV, so the porn streams through your modem right onto your TV screen, all in DVD quality. With XTV, you'll never need to rent another porn DVD again, no late fees, no embarrassments, just a heavy stream of porn onto your TV screen for as long as you choose to have it.

Instant Magic Porn Alamode.

You see my fellow sick fucks; something has changed the porn world overnight for me. Until yesterday I had never heard of the XTV Box or the wonders that it possess. I was just a sheep being lead to the slaughter, until I somehow magically landed on www.xtv.com. I read through all the on screen information, decided it was worth a free 15 day trial and ordered an XTV box. I never expected that I would receive the box the next morning just as I was rising from bed. So, half asleep and smelling of booze and stale sex, I immediately tried to get the damn box open (which turned out to be harder than the actual installation of the box itself) and plugged the thing in to my DSL modem and my TV, which took a total of 3 minutes. I sat back in my recliner, turned on the XTV box, grabbed the XTV remote (Yes it comes with a remote), secured my hand in my pants and turned on the TV.

My life immediately changed. What was presented to me on my TV screen was a menu of 50 XXX channels as well as options for porn Pay per View. The menu of the XTV has the channels listed in niches such as; Amateur, Ass, BBW, fetish, Hardcore, College Girls (my favorite), so all you have to do is find your pleasure, and turn on the channel. At first I was skeptical and I thought that the porn wouldn't be high quality, or the internet connection would suck, but I was quickly proven wrong and sat in my chair for 6 hours watching more porn than I had ever seen before. The XTV box now changes the way that I watch porn, before I used to download videos that would sometimes take forever and sometimes the quality would suck or the video wouldn't be what I really wanted. Well with the XTV box I get exactly what I am looking for by just the press of a button, no gimmicks, no bullshit and no downloading hassles at all.

So yes, there is a monthly subscription fee, but it's well worth it considering that you get unlimited porn 24/7 and for the same price you can get a one month subscription to only ONE porn site. Do the math. But not only that the first 1000 people to sign up get a free XTV box and a free 15 day trial run. So what are you waiting for? Click on over and change the way you view porn for the rest of your life.

Awesome review and a BIG THANK YOU to Mike!!

Thank you for the kind words, and thanks for a kick ass fucking gift

Dalai lama · 05-14-2005, 03:18 PM

Should push in some sales

FabianC · 05-14-2005, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st3akandcheese

Thank you for the kind words, and thanks for a kick ass fucking gift

Loki · 05-14-2005, 09:29 PM

Fabian, Get ahold of me Monday when I get back to the office, I think we can add you guys to the Recordbooks as I dont think Anyone has done something this before other then the Gbox, but thats like for just 1 channel so yours falls into differant catagory all together.

(I sent u ICQ already)

-Loki-

leg4 · 05-14-2005, 09:42 PM

if anyone wants the real scoop on XTV... no bullshit... only the real truth... hit me up on email or icq

ry0t · 05-14-2005, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leg4

if anyone wants the real scoop on XTV... no bullshit... only the real truth... hit me up on email or icq

I'll you you the real truth right now brotha

XTV

3716

16

1/232

0

$560.00

MicroChick · 05-14-2005, 09:51 PM

Has Sleazy interviewed you?

Where can we find an interview with you regarding xtv?

Are you the xtv originator? Partners?

Looks good !!!

tony286 · 05-14-2005, 10:15 PM

if it was so hot people wouldnt be trying so hard lol

MicroChick · 05-14-2005, 10:32 PM

What is the url for the *Instant Magic Porn Alamode* review?

Please give examples of what videos are available under
your *pay for view* category and what is the charge
for these videos.

What is happening with ibill? Who presently owns XTV?

Thanks.

KingpinMedia · 05-14-2005, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MicroChick

What is the url for the *Instant Magic Porn Alamode* review?

www.steakandcheese.com

MicroChick · 05-14-2005, 10:42 PM

Thanks, I'm there now. I was curious about other reviews.

http://www.steakandcheese.com/home.asp

When you hear about something that interests you, you want more and more information...at least that is how I am. I can see the xtv box changing porn in a big way. The question I have is how many big name performers have their videos on xtv.

I would love to see some of the old classics like "Deep Throat" -- "Behind The Green Door" etc.... as well as Jenna, Asia, and other cuties.

Bossholio · 05-14-2005, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MicroChick

What is the url for the *Instant Magic Porn Alamode* review?

Please give examples of what videos are available under
your *pay for view* category and what is the charge
for these videos.

What is happening with ibill? Who presently owns XTV?

Thanks.

I am one of the significant owners of XTV. Ibill has nothing to do with xtv period. No ownership, no billing....NOTHING.

As for Videos .. New videos are being added daily. We will add everything you want within the next few months.

David Koenig

Babagirls · 05-14-2005, 11:41 PM

Fabian, can you hit me up via email?? (just label the email "fabien from gfy")

baba at babagirl.com

CJTraffic · 05-16-2005, 10:55 AM

I enjoyed the XTV for four days in Cali before coming home to Atlanta. I can say that it was awesome! The picture quality was great, the selection of niches and the content were amazing!

My only beefs were that it wasn't wireless and that it took a couple seconds to get back and forth to the menu. But, I'm sure those fixes are underway.

That box is selling llike hell and if you're smart, you'll get on the bandwagon.

MontrealPimp · 06-03-2005, 01:43 PM

Site Unique hits Signups Ratio Rebills Payout
XTV 5132 35 1/147 0 $1,225.00

It;s lookin good.

05-14-2005, 02:42 AM	#1
FabianC Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 1,615	Awesome review of XTV on the front page of SteakandCheese.com! The proof is in the pudding!! XTV is quickly becoming the NEW CRAZE!! You need to experience XTV for yourself ... order a FREE BOX today at www.xtv.com - Enjoy a TRUE 15-day free trial with no hardware costs EVER! You can make SERIOUS BANK as an XTV Cash affiliate - $35 per FREE TRIAL plus a 10% lifetime recurring on ALL subscriptions! Mike - 5/14/2005 - Instant Magic Porn Alamode. Yesterday a rapping came upon my chamber door. And as I looked out my front window to my eternal delight I saw the bright uniform of a Fed-ex driver who was leaving a wonderful package on my front door step. I quickly opened my door and behold the greatest gift that I could have ever hoped was staring back at me. It was a brand spanking new XTV box, which had been shipped over night to me by the porn gods. Let me explain. The XTV box is a porn machine that you plug into your DSL/cable modem and your TV, so the porn streams through your modem right onto your TV screen, all in DVD quality. With XTV, you'll never need to rent another porn DVD again, no late fees, no embarrassments, just a heavy stream of porn onto your TV screen for as long as you choose to have it. Instant Magic Porn Alamode. You see my fellow sick fucks; something has changed the porn world overnight for me. Until yesterday I had never heard of the XTV Box or the wonders that it possess. I was just a sheep being lead to the slaughter, until I somehow magically landed on www.xtv.com. I read through all the on screen information, decided it was worth a free 15 day trial and ordered an XTV box. I never expected that I would receive the box the next morning just as I was rising from bed. So, half asleep and smelling of booze and stale sex, I immediately tried to get the damn box open (which turned out to be harder than the actual installation of the box itself) and plugged the thing in to my DSL modem and my TV, which took a total of 3 minutes. I sat back in my recliner, turned on the XTV box, grabbed the XTV remote (Yes it comes with a remote), secured my hand in my pants and turned on the TV. My life immediately changed. What was presented to me on my TV screen was a menu of 50 XXX channels as well as options for porn Pay per View. The menu of the XTV has the channels listed in niches such as; Amateur, Ass, BBW, fetish, Hardcore, College Girls (my favorite), so all you have to do is find your pleasure, and turn on the channel. At first I was skeptical and I thought that the porn wouldn't be high quality, or the internet connection would suck, but I was quickly proven wrong and sat in my chair for 6 hours watching more porn than I had ever seen before. The XTV box now changes the way that I watch porn, before I used to download videos that would sometimes take forever and sometimes the quality would suck or the video wouldn't be what I really wanted. Well with the XTV box I get exactly what I am looking for by just the press of a button, no gimmicks, no bullshit and no downloading hassles at all. So yes, there is a monthly subscription fee, but it's well worth it considering that you get unlimited porn 24/7 and for the same price you can get a one month subscription to only ONE porn site. Do the math. But not only that the first 1000 people to sign up get a free XTV box and a free 15 day trial run. So what are you waiting for? Click on over and change the way you view porn for the rest of your life. Awesome review and a BIG THANK YOU to Mike!!

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05-14-2005, 09:51 PM	#14
MicroChick Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: California Posts: 1,277	Has Sleazy interviewed you? Where can we find an interview with you regarding xtv? Are you the xtv originator? Partners? Looks good !!!

05-14-2005, 10:15 PM	#15
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MicroChick Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: California Posts: 1,277	What is the url for the Instant Magic Porn Alamode review? Please give examples of what videos are available under your pay for view category and what is the charge for these videos. What is happening with ibill? Who presently owns XTV? Thanks.

05-14-2005, 10:42 PM	#18
MicroChick Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: California Posts: 1,277	Thanks, I'm there now. I was curious about other reviews. http://www.steakandcheese.com/home.asp When you hear about something that interests you, you want more and more information...at least that is how I am. I can see the xtv box changing porn in a big way. The question I have is how many big name performers have their videos on xtv. I would love to see some of the old classics like "Deep Throat" -- "Behind The Green Door" etc.... as well as Jenna, Asia, and other cuties.

05-14-2005, 11:41 PM	#20
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05-16-2005, 10:55 AM	#21
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06-03-2005, 01:43 PM	#22
MontrealPimp Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 937	My Stats. Site Unique hits Signups Ratio Rebills Payout XTV 5132 35 1/147 0 $1,225.00 It;s lookin good.