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TheGoldenChild · 06-23-2005, 02:14 PM

OK-

So here is the deal.
I have the exclusive agreeent to sell three banner spots in rotation on the http://www.bunnyranch.com website.

This is a great branding opportunity for the right affiliate programs to get mainstream exposure to YOUR website-

In case you didn't know The Bunny Ranch has a new special that is the highest rated tv program on HBO called "CATHOUSE" the series
There will be 13 episodes shown throughout the Summer
Plugs of bunnyranch.com wil be mentioned on the show

Dennis Hof, owner of th Bunny Ranch will be on Howard Stern next Thursday with his girlfriend, Heidi Fleiss-
It will be a plugest for the bunnyranch website-

Not too mention other deals in the works include a special for US Military coming home from Iraq and chartering a private plane to Reno with Geraldo to get laid-
Current Affair will be doing huge press on this.

Dennis does 5 radio shows each morning before most of you get out of bed.

He is the PT Barnum of pussy.

OK so what makes this deal sweeter?

If you step up and buy a banner ad on http://www.bunnyranch.com for $2500

You will also get a VIP comp card to the Bunnyranch and you'll be "carte blanche" meaning, you can enjoy staying in one of their VIP houses on property, dine with the ladies, and even get laid as part of this comp!

You'll get to see what it's truly like living on the ranch!

Interested parties should email me at [email protected]

The mob will be sending a lucky webmaster as well in the coming months...stay tuned for tha promotion as well!

HIT ME UP
Banners will sell fast - we did this 2 yrs ago when Cathouse originally aired and had companies like Python and Vivid buy banner spots

Now I am making this open to anyone who wishes to get more exposure to their website

Pimp Pimp Hooray buy a Banner on Bunnyranch.com today!

TheGoldenChild · 06-23-2005, 02:17 PM

PS I have been to the Ranch and it's a fun time!
I must also say that Bunnyranch will NOT fly anyone out-

That cost is paid for by the affiliate or company buying the banner-
This is a great promotion as well for some of your better webmasters who send traffic!!!

Sarah_Jayne · 06-23-2005, 02:21 PM

they are the focus of a reality tv show on the BBC that runs most late night on BBC 3 called 'The Brothel'. I always wonder how much extra UK trade that brings them.

CJTraffic · 06-23-2005, 02:24 PM

I met Dennis and the crew out there 4 years ago and I will absolutely endorse anything the "Pimpmaster General" is doing. Congrats to Dennis and you, kBizzle.

TheGoldenChild · 06-23-2005, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CJTraffic

I met Dennis and the crew out there 4 years ago and I will absolutely endorse anything the "Pimpmaster General" is doing. Congrats to Dennis and you, kBizzle.

awesome big thumbs up to you!

I have sold one banner to more to go!

V_RocKs · 06-23-2005, 02:32 PM

Another KBizzle Production in full force. Fuck tha haters!

TheGoldenChild · 06-23-2005, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

Another KBizzle Production in full force. Fuck tha haters!

FUCK ALL THE HATERS

I GOT TWO BANNERS WAITING

BUELLER?
BUELLER?

High Plains Drifter · 06-23-2005, 02:52 PM

I'm holding out for the Old Bridge promotion.

DWB · 06-23-2005, 02:54 PM

Sorry KB... I can not condone or promote anything that has to do with such activities as prostitution and/or other forms of female exploitation.

TheGoldenChild · 06-23-2005, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Sorry KB... I can not condone or promote anything that has to do with such activities as prostitution and/or other forms of female exploitation.

AHAHAHAHA!

That is the best thing ever posted on this porn chatboard
LOL!

DWB · 06-23-2005, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle

AHAHAHAHA!

That is the best thing ever posted on this porn chatboard
LOL!

Shiiiiiit... i LOVE whores!!!!! God bless every last one of them. If I were a chick, I'd sell my ass.

MikeHawk · 06-23-2005, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle

AHAHAHAHA!

That is the best thing ever posted on this porn chatboard
LOL!

Daymn..................

J$tyle$ · 06-23-2005, 03:18 PM

Here we go again!

tranza · 06-23-2005, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Sorry KB... I can not condone or promote anything that has to do with such activities as prostitution and/or other forms of female exploitation.

TheGoldenChild · 06-23-2005, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

they are the focus of a reality tv show on the BBC that runs most late night on BBC 3 called 'The Brothel'. I always wonder how much extra UK trade that brings them.

A FUCKING BOATLOAD
I just spoke to Dennis
He'll be on Stern again in July after next Thursday!

And he gets a lot of clients that fly in from the UK

Lensman · 06-23-2005, 03:38 PM

Redirects to http://www.nv50.com/

?

TheGoldenChild · 06-23-2005, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lensman

Redirects to http://www.nv50.com/

?

use the http://
I have to talk to him about that

TheGoldenChild · 06-23-2005, 03:55 PM

http://www.bunnyranch.com/

FilthyRob · 06-23-2005, 03:55 PM

Looks like a good project KB

TheGoldenChild · 06-23-2005, 03:57 PM

Lens
Buy a banner and you can send Ramos to get laid!

Or we can send you and I won't tell anyone..

TheGoldenChild · 06-23-2005, 05:42 PM

Virtumike??

Juicy??

hellllllllllllloooooooooooooo

RevSand · 06-23-2005, 06:15 PM

BTW.. While checking out the site be sure to notice in the "scrapbook" section the pics from last years playersball including one of Dennis, Ron Jermey and D$.... Pretty fucking sweet...

TheGoldenChild · 06-24-2005, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSand

BTW.. While checking out the site be sure to notice in the "scrapbook" section the pics from last years playersball including one of Dennis, Ron Jermey and D$.... Pretty fucking sweet...

Yeah he took my pic of me and Houston down
:-((

I have ONE BANNER SPOT LEFT!!!
Hit me up kblatt AT adelphia dot NET

Sarah_Jayne · 06-24-2005, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle

A FUCKING BOATLOAD
I just spoke to Dennis
He'll be on Stern again in July after next Thursday!

And he gets a lot of clients that fly in from the UK

I bet..it runs every damn night even though it has been cycled through many times over. Gives the BBC an excuse to show tits.

Last night they were at a pimp convention..lol. I like that one of his maddam type people is British...they sort of make her the anchor of the show.

serena sinn · 06-26-2005, 07:18 AM

Hey, Thanks for quoting me "I'm doing anal so I can buy a puppy" on Lukeisback.com

I also really like doing anal, who wants to help me get a puppy?????

Walrus · 06-26-2005, 07:23 AM

Is this VIP card good for life?

Also, doesn't the UK have brothels? Why would they need to fly SIX THOUSAND MILES to a brothel where they can get escorts in the UK?

- Walrus

TheGoldenChild · 06-26-2005, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by serena sinn

Hey, Thanks for quoting me "I'm doing anal so I can buy a puppy" on Lukeisback.com

I also really like doing anal, who wants to help me get a puppy?????

I think it was one of the funniest things I have heard in a long time!

and you are cute!

MrIzzz · 06-26-2005, 07:29 AM

He is the PT Barnum of pussy.

i love it

Cains · 06-26-2005, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Walrus

Also, doesn't the UK have brothels? Why would they need to fly SIX THOUSAND MILES to a brothel where they can get escorts in the UK?

- Walrus

Legal brothels.......Kind of

The UK has a really weird set of rules regarding the sale of sex, it's legal to sell it, it's legal to buy it, but it's illegal to advertise you sell it and it's illegal to claim a living off it (living off immoral earnings). So unless you plan approaching every woman in the UK offering them money for sex, it's difficult to legally do it.

However, a wonderful site like ScoreRatings lets you look through a directory of UK escorts and you can book them, nothing illegal there

Basic_man · 06-26-2005, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lensman

Redirects to http://www.nv50.com/

?

Yeah, I was getting the same error

TheGoldenChild · 06-26-2005, 12:38 PM

I have one banner spot left!
Deadline is Tuesday morning

Get at me if you want it-

K Blatt@ adelphia dot net

NaughtyRob · 06-26-2005, 12:42 PM

Whores are a good thing, but even better when you fuck them on film.

Bigfuck · 06-26-2005, 12:46 PM

If I where going to US this year I would sooooget one

TheGoldenChild · 06-26-2005, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigfuck

If I where going to US this year I would sooooget one

I had a "comp"
I had three at one time
I had to go to Urgent Care the next day for a hernia

:-))

FUCK DISNEYLAND
The BUNNY RANCH
IS
THE
HAPPIEST
PLACE
ON
EARTH

justsexxx · 06-26-2005, 12:51 PM

edit: nevermind

TheGoldenChild · 06-26-2005, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx

edit: nevermind

I can discuss another option that will MAKE YOU JUMP AT THE CHANCE if whores aren't your thing-
and IMHO it's even better

760.525.4496

justsexxx · 06-26-2005, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle

I can discuss another option that will MAKE YOU JUMP AT THE CHANCE if whores aren't your thing-
and IMHO it's even better

760.525.4496

You are fast ok

TheGoldenChild · 06-26-2005, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx

You are fast ok

I have to be
I am not retired yet-

I need to hustle and work my ass off
It's beautiful outside, I should be playing golf
BUT I CHOOSE to sit here and help webmasters make money instead-

:-))

pornguy · 06-26-2005, 12:57 PM

Wish that I could jump on that one. but just have all my cash tied up on something else.

TheGoldenChild · 06-26-2005, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Wish that I could jump on that one. but just have all my cash tied up on something else.

To have a BANNER on a website that gets a lot of mainstream attention -
A VIP card and complimentary stay / "party"

for as little as $83 a day?

It's insane not to jump on this-
for the record I have had to turn down a few clients because their product was considered too hardcore or racy for the site.

2HousePlague · 06-26-2005, 01:04 PM

this is probably a good thing --

2HP

taibo · 06-26-2005, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle

OK-

So here is the deal.
I have the exclusive agreeent to sell three banner spots in rotation on the http://www.bunnyranch.com website.

This is a great branding opportunity for the right affiliate programs to get mainstream exposure to YOUR website-

In case you didn't know The Bunny Ranch has a new special that is the highest rated tv program on HBO called "CATHOUSE" the series
There will be 13 episodes shown throughout the Summer
Plugs of bunnyranch.com wil be mentioned on the show

Dennis Hof, owner of th Bunny Ranch will be on Howard Stern next Thursday with his girlfriend, Heidi Fleiss-
It will be a plugest for the bunnyranch website-

Not too mention other deals in the works include a special for US Military coming home from Iraq and chartering a private plane to Reno with Geraldo to get laid-
Current Affair will be doing huge press on this.

Dennis does 5 radio shows each morning before most of you get out of bed.

He is the PT Barnum of pussy.

OK so what makes this deal sweeter?

If you step up and buy a banner ad on http://www.bunnyranch.com for $2500

You will also get a VIP comp card to the Bunnyranch and you'll be "carte blanche" meaning, you can enjoy staying in one of their VIP houses on property, dine with the ladies, and even get laid as part of this comp!

You'll get to see what it's truly like living on the ranch!

Interested parties should email me at [email protected]

The mob will be sending a lucky webmaster as well in the coming months...stay tuned for tha promotion as well!

HIT ME UP
Banners will sell fast - we did this 2 yrs ago when Cathouse originally aired and had companies like Python and Vivid buy banner spots

Now I am making this open to anyone who wishes to get more exposure to their website

Pimp Pimp Hooray buy a Banner on Bunnyranch.com today!

good shit

Thurbs · 06-26-2005, 01:11 PM

kb - I've notified the higher ups

maybe they can send me to the ranch. heheheh. good stuff fo sho.

TheGoldenChild · 06-26-2005, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

this is probably a good thing --

2HP

there are no "if's" or "probablies"
in my vocabulary

Just "When's" and "definatelies"

TheGoldenChild · 06-26-2005, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverCash Thurbs

kb - I've notified the higher ups

maybe they can send me to the ranch. heheheh. good stuff fo sho.

The higher ups should know this can be huge promotion for them if they don't want to partake- they can always send an affiliate that send them X amount of joins this month..

Think about it...

Big Red Machine · 06-26-2005, 01:35 PM

Is there still one left?

DukeSkywalker · 06-26-2005, 01:37 PM

k bizz hit me up

duke

TheGoldenChild · 06-26-2005, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Red Machine

Is there still one left?

Yes sir-
shall I write up an invoice?

hit me up if you are interested-
k BLATT at adelphia.net

TheGoldenChild · 06-26-2005, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

k bizz hit me up

duke

Duke hit me up
760.525.4496

I lost your number

Shooting_Manic · 06-26-2005, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Shiiiiiit... i LOVE whores!!!!! God bless every last one of them. If I were a chick, I'd sell my ass.

LOLOL! Same here... I have always said that if I were a hot chick I would have my knees stapled to my ears and take everyones money.

06-23-2005, 02:14 PM	#1
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	I Have An Incredible Marketing Opportunity For Webmasters With The Bunny Ranch- OK- So here is the deal. I have the exclusive agreeent to sell three banner spots in rotation on the http://www.bunnyranch.com website. This is a great branding opportunity for the right affiliate programs to get mainstream exposure to YOUR website- In case you didn't know The Bunny Ranch has a new special that is the highest rated tv program on HBO called "CATHOUSE" the series There will be 13 episodes shown throughout the Summer Plugs of bunnyranch.com wil be mentioned on the show Dennis Hof, owner of th Bunny Ranch will be on Howard Stern next Thursday with his girlfriend, Heidi Fleiss- It will be a plugest for the bunnyranch website- Not too mention other deals in the works include a special for US Military coming home from Iraq and chartering a private plane to Reno with Geraldo to get laid- Current Affair will be doing huge press on this. Dennis does 5 radio shows each morning before most of you get out of bed. He is the PT Barnum of pussy. OK so what makes this deal sweeter? If you step up and buy a banner ad on http://www.bunnyranch.com for $2500 You will also get a VIP comp card to the Bunnyranch and you'll be "carte blanche" meaning, you can enjoy staying in one of their VIP houses on property, dine with the ladies, and even get laid as part of this comp! You'll get to see what it's truly like living on the ranch! Interested parties should email me at [email protected] The mob will be sending a lucky webmaster as well in the coming months...stay tuned for tha promotion as well! HIT ME UP Banners will sell fast - we did this 2 yrs ago when Cathouse originally aired and had companies like Python and Vivid buy banner spots Now I am making this open to anyone who wishes to get more exposure to their website Pimp Pimp Hooray buy a Banner on Bunnyranch.com today! __________________ Last edited by TheGoldenChild; 06-23-2005 at 02:16 PM..

06-23-2005, 02:17 PM	#2
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	PS I have been to the Ranch and it's a fun time! I must also say that Bunnyranch will NOT fly anyone out- That cost is paid for by the affiliate or company buying the banner- This is a great promotion as well for some of your better webmasters who send traffic!!! __________________

06-23-2005, 02:24 PM	#4
CJTraffic Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: All over the f'ing place... Posts: 2,571	I met Dennis and the crew out there 4 years ago and I will absolutely endorse anything the "Pimpmaster General" is doing. Congrats to Dennis and you, kBizzle. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

06-23-2005, 02:52 PM	#8
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06-23-2005, 03:55 PM	#18
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	http://www.bunnyranch.com/ __________________

06-23-2005, 02:21 PM	#3
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	they are the focus of a reality tv show on the BBC that runs most late night on BBC 3 called 'The Brothel'. I always wonder how much extra UK trade that brings them.

06-23-2005, 02:32 PM	#6
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,303	Another KBizzle Production in full force. Fuck tha haters!

06-23-2005, 02:54 PM	#9
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06-23-2005, 03:38 PM	#16
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06-23-2005, 03:55 PM	#19
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06-23-2005, 03:57 PM	#20
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06-23-2005, 06:15 PM	#22
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06-26-2005, 07:18 AM	#25
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06-26-2005, 07:23 AM	#26
Walrus Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: USA Posts: 2,150	Is this VIP card good for life? Also, doesn't the UK have brothels? Why would they need to fly SIX THOUSAND MILES to a brothel where they can get escorts in the UK? - Walrus

06-26-2005, 07:29 AM	#28
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06-26-2005, 12:38 PM	#31
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	I have one banner spot left! Deadline is Tuesday morning Get at me if you want it- K Blatt@ adelphia dot net __________________

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06-26-2005, 01:11 PM	#43
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06-26-2005, 01:37 PM	#47
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