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xNetworx · 05-24-2006, 01:11 PM

So today I had a prospect come into the office for an interview. I spoke with her on the phone and made it very clear we shoot NUDES. She shows up with a guy who looks like the Incredible Hulk who claims he plays in the NFL. I didn't get his last name. Anyways, this guy is about 6'4, 280 lbs and built like a brick shithouse. By the looks of the scarring around his elbows, I believe he was in fact an NFL player. So when i explain that we are only interested in shooting her nude they start getting upset.. The guy looks at me like he is angry and says "You brought us all the way down here for this???!!??" ... "us"? "brought"? ... Ummmmm... Ok... So I explain that I can refer her to some other photogs but the vibe in the room has gone downhill bigtime. After a couple Ego boosting comments on their part they walk out without responding to my "Have a good day". Apparently this 25 year old with fake boobs and a chipped and crooked front tooth is too good to get naked for my company but she says she is being reviewed for Playboy. All I know is that it sucks to have a huge NFL player mad at you.

thinking of getting a pistol for the office

RhiannonAPM · 05-24-2006, 01:14 PM

Was she blond? Didnt understand english?

VicD · 05-24-2006, 01:15 PM

hahahahahaha i like the story

Screaming · 05-24-2006, 01:15 PM

what good would the pistol have done you?

can you think of telling this story to the police?

then ending it with "thats when i shot him"

xNetworx · 05-24-2006, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by RhiannonAPM

Was she blond? Didnt understand english?

She was blonde and speaks English, american girl. She prolly thought that since I mentioned we shoot some of our models in lingerie and swimsuits that she could do that without getting naked. Ya, maybe if she was 18-20... gimme a break. This ain't for a fucking catalog

seeric · 05-24-2006, 01:19 PM

wow. forget the gun, pepper spray drops anyone to their knees

jump on icq yo.

jimmy-3-way · 05-24-2006, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Screaming

what good would the pistol have done you?

can you think of telling this story to the police?

then ending it with "thats when i shot him"

Well it's better than the cops caling your family and the phone call ending with, "Apparently that's when the psycho steroid freak pummeled him to death."

xNetworx · 05-24-2006, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Screaming

what good would the pistol have done you?

can you think of telling this story to the police?

then ending it with "thats when i shot him"

Dude c'mon, I wouldn't have shot him. I'm saying in the future an angry boyfriend could try to assault me so if they pull that shit in my office I have no qualms about pistol whipping and/or blasting him.

xNetworx · 05-24-2006, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

Well it's better than the cops caling your family and the phone call ending with, "Apparently that's when the psycho steroid freak pummeled him to death."

jimmy-3-way · 05-24-2006, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

Dude c'mon, I wouldn't have shot him. I'm saying in the future an angry boyfriend could try to assault me so if they pull that shit in my office I have no qualms about pistol whipping and/or blasting him.

Big boys rules: you pull a gun you better be ready to kill a motherfucker.

You pull a bat to scare a guy, you pull a gun to kill a motherfucker. Period.

The Ghost · 05-24-2006, 01:22 PM

You know this isn't going to be the last time something like this happens.

Ramos · 05-24-2006, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

So today I had a prospect come into the office for an interview. I spoke with her on the phone and made it very clear we shoot NUDES. She shows up with a guy who looks like the Incredible Hulk who claims he plays in the NFL. I didn't get his last name. Anyways, this guy is about 6'4, 280 lbs and built like a brick shithouse. By the looks of the scarring around his elbows, I believe he was in fact an NFL player. So when i explain that we are only interested in shooting her nude they start getting upset.. The guy looks at me like he is angry and says "You brought us all the way down here for this???!!??" ... "us"? "brought"? ... Ummmmm... Ok... So I explain that I can refer her to some other photogs but the vibe in the room has gone downhill bigtime. After a couple Ego boosting comments on their part they walk out without responding to my "Have a good day". Apparently this 25 year old with fake boobs and a chipped and crooked front tooth is too good to get naked for my company but she says she is being reviewed for Playboy. All I know is that it sucks to have a huge NFL player mad at you.

thinking of getting a pistol for the office

Send her to Max Hardcore, he'll straighten her right up.

Throat gagging style Baby!!!!

american pervert · 05-24-2006, 01:24 PM

I would get a few guns for that office, its in a rough part of town ;-)

sweetME · 05-24-2006, 01:26 PM

Forget about the pistol, you should've kicked them out of the office before they left

Phoenix · 05-24-2006, 01:28 PM

get a security door...with a large sign saying they are being video taped..and the contents uploaded tot he internet...so they cant be tampered with

basically..we got you on cam...you cant erase it..so just go away

jimmy-3-way · 05-24-2006, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

get a security door...with a large sign saying they are being video taped..and the contents uploaded tot he internet...so they cant be tampered with

basically..we got you on cam...you cant erase it..so just go away

Most violent crime is committed by people far too dumb to come to these conclusions. Don't ever make the mistake of thinking that the dude who is going to rob, maim, kill, carjack, ass-rape you is a rational actor, he ain't.

xNetworx · 05-24-2006, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

Big boys rules: you pull a gun you better be ready to kill a motherfucker.

You pull a bat to scare a guy, you pull a gun to kill a motherfucker. Period.

I would only pistol whip in the event that the guy wasn't a major threat but still trying to get at me. I would hate for it to come down to any violent scenario but reality sucks sometimes.

DutchTeenCash · 05-24-2006, 01:37 PM

uhuh its hard to understand

last week I told a girl we use bikinis, so she said cool I can model in bikinis (didnt even ask her). So I said well they come OFF in like 2 secs.

she didnt understand :/

xNetworx · 05-24-2006, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos

Send her to Max Hardcore, he'll straighten her right up.

Throat gagging style Baby!!!!

If I said I wanted to throat fuck her there is a 1 in 5 chance I would have got a free flying lesson from my 6th floor office

xNetworx · 05-24-2006, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetME

Forget about the pistol, you should've kicked them out of the office before they left

Are you wearing your Bad Idea Jeans today bro?

Wizzo · 05-24-2006, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos

Throat gagging style Baby!!!!

"Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch!"

The Captain · 05-24-2006, 01:47 PM

that sucks, get the gun

jimmy-3-way · 05-24-2006, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

I would only pistol whip in the event that the guy wasn't a major threat but still trying to get at me. I would hate for it to come down to any violent scenario but reality sucks sometimes.

A pistol is a shitty thing to get to beat a guy. That's why cops carry nightsticks AND guns. If you want to beat a guy get a crowbar or a bat. Nothing makes a dude think twice like a three foot long, rusty crowbar.

The best thing about a pistol is it works hella good from 20 feet away.

Ramos · 05-24-2006, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

If I said I wanted to throat fuck her there is a 1 in 5 chance I would have got a free flying lesson from my 6th floor office

Your a pretty big guy, you cant take him?

NemesiS876 · 05-24-2006, 01:50 PM

Is she a teen or something ....

Makingcoin · 05-24-2006, 01:51 PM

An irate NFL player is not always the best thing to be dealing with. Glad they just left.

KRosh · 05-24-2006, 01:52 PM

Dave,
I don't care how big that guy was..I know you would have taken him. Don't be so modest.. people will eventually find out about your skills

xNetworx · 05-24-2006, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by KRosh

Dave,
I don't care how big that guy was..I know you would have taken him. Don't be so modest.. people will eventually find out about your skills

Haha.. if he connected with anything I'd have been KO'd

Egomancer · 05-24-2006, 02:03 PM

Don;t get the gun, if you shoot the guy, first they will get you in jail and after that they will see if they are right. Second, if they find out that you are doing adult shit then you will have small chances in court.

If the trial is with jury then you are totally fucked. I mean I can see it: "a pornographer tried to con a innocent woman to make porn movies but her boyfrind opposed and consequently the pornographer shot him". You will never get away with it even if you are innocent.

Egomancer

SgtStrider · 05-24-2006, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by vicd

hahahahahaha i like the story

What the fuck is up with the "us" part? Why in the hell is it any of his buisness anyways? Damn boyfriends are wanta be fucking closet pimps I swear.

Ive had my share, so I feel you bro.

05-24-2006, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by KRosh

Dave,
I don't care how big that guy was..I know you would have taken him. Don't be so modest.. people will eventually find out about your skills

ou know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Grapesoda · 05-24-2006, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

So today I had a prospect come into the office for an interview. I spoke with her on the phone and made it very clear we shoot NUDES. She shows up with a guy who looks like the Incredible Hulk who claims he plays in the NFL. I didn't get his last name. Anyways, this guy is about 6'4, 280 lbs and built like a brick shithouse. By the looks of the scarring around his elbows, I believe he was in fact an NFL player. So when i explain that we are only interested in shooting her nude they start getting upset.. The guy looks at me like he is angry and says "You brought us all the way down here for this???!!??" ... "us"? "brought"? ... Ummmmm... Ok... So I explain that I can refer her to some other photogs but the vibe in the room has gone downhill bigtime. After a couple Ego boosting comments on their part they walk out without responding to my "Have a good day". Apparently this 25 year old with fake boobs and a chipped and crooked front tooth is too good to get naked for my company but she says she is being reviewed for Playboy. All I know is that it sucks to have a huge NFL player mad at you.

thinking of getting a pistol for the office

this why I have a 1911 and that is no shit!

Validus · 05-24-2006, 04:37 PM

I've had my share of model encouters... I TOTALY understand where youa re coming from!

NoWhErE · 05-24-2006, 04:46 PM

I just think you did the smartest things man. Talk your way out of it. The last thing you want is to get into a physical confrontation EVEN if you had a chance of winning.

People are so lawsuit-happy these days and judges seem to have lost all common sense, so you probably would have ended up loosing big.

american pervert · 05-24-2006, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by shermsshack

ou know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

secret ninja skills from the goverment

Wiggles · 05-24-2006, 05:19 PM

you need to hire some big goons to sit in yur office haha

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 05-24-2006, 05:22 PM

Thats how it is getting with some girls, they come down with their so called managers that i dont think could even read lol.

Big Red Machine · 05-24-2006, 05:51 PM

If the MeatHead wasn't there, I bet she would've been Ballz Deep.
I hate when everything is clearly stated over the phone and they agree. Then show up and act like you never spent and hour on the phone explaining whats involved....pffff

GUNNER · 05-24-2006, 06:02 PM

yea, sorry about that man... I was going to stay home and eat, but she told me if I went with her she'd blow me later

NoWhErE · 05-24-2006, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by GUNNER

yea, sorry about that man... I was going to stay home and eat, but she told me if I went with her she'd blow me later

haha for those that have never seen Gunner, this guy's arms are HUUUUUGE

Ycaza · 05-24-2006, 08:26 PM

just glad u are ok brother.

xNetworx · 05-24-2006, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

haha for those that have never seen Gunner, this guy's arms are HUUUUUGE

Gunner is huge but this guy was still much bigger.. not his arms so much, but height and weight

MaddCaz · 05-24-2006, 08:31 PM

yikes that's effed up...

bdld · 05-24-2006, 08:53 PM

girls are always hot before they say no, afterwards they're ugly sluts.

Mr. Romance · 05-24-2006, 08:55 PM

Classic.....

Mr. Romance

GUNNER · 05-25-2006, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

Gunner is huge but this guy was still much bigger.. not his arms so much, but height and weight... although, I'm sure his penis was MUCH smaller

I agree!

ER!C L!VE · 05-25-2006, 12:33 AM

lol I know a very successful webmaster/photographer who makes boyfriends/escorts wait outside.

L-Pink · 05-25-2006, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

Most violent crime is committed by people far too dumb to come to these conclusions. Don't ever make the mistake of thinking that the dude who is going to rob, maim, kill, carjack, ass-rape you is a rational actor, he ain't.

So does every bank, 7-11, liquor store, etc

L-Pink · 05-25-2006, 01:14 AM

My mistake, above comment goes to this post ......

"Originally Posted by Phoenix
get a security door...with a large sign saying they are being video taped..and the contents uploaded tot he internet...so they cant be tampered with

basically..we got you on cam...you cant erase it..so just go away"

xtrasyn · 05-25-2006, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

Dude c'mon, I wouldn't have shot him. I'm saying in the future an angry boyfriend could try to assault me so if they pull that shit in my office I have no qualms about pistol whipping and/or blasting him.

Nonono, there´s enough guns in this world allready. Maybe this is stressing you out, but nothing makes shit run down your pants like a good old Mexican standoff.

And remember, the dumbest guy always pulls the trigger first. This probably means the other party. And even if he doesn´t he´ll be back with his friends and their guns.

05-24-2006, 01:11 PM	#1
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	Bad experience with a model interview today So today I had a prospect come into the office for an interview. I spoke with her on the phone and made it very clear we shoot NUDES. She shows up with a guy who looks like the Incredible Hulk who claims he plays in the NFL. I didn't get his last name. Anyways, this guy is about 6'4, 280 lbs and built like a brick shithouse. By the looks of the scarring around his elbows, I believe he was in fact an NFL player. So when i explain that we are only interested in shooting her nude they start getting upset.. The guy looks at me like he is angry and says "You brought us all the way down here for this???!!??" ... "us"? "brought"? ... Ummmmm... Ok... So I explain that I can refer her to some other photogs but the vibe in the room has gone downhill bigtime. After a couple Ego boosting comments on their part they walk out without responding to my "Have a good day". Apparently this 25 year old with fake boobs and a chipped and crooked front tooth is too good to get naked for my company but she says she is being reviewed for Playboy. All I know is that it sucks to have a huge NFL player mad at you. thinking of getting a pistol for the office Last edited by xNetworx; 05-24-2006 at 01:13 PM..

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