Fraidy Cat Donny Long Refuses to Come Outside to Talk to Christian! - GoFuckYourself.com

Christianx · 03-20-2008, 09:06 PM

I had perhaps the most satisfying experience today, short of actually kicking Donny Long's ass. It all started on the set of my second scene at Remmet Studios, which is actually 3 studios all next to each other. As I was about to start my scene, Phoenix Marie, who was working for Rodney Moore in one of the other studios, told me that Donny Long was on her set. I smiled, and finished my scene (which went very well). After my scene, I walked over to Donny's set to ask him to come outside. Well, he must have already been scared, because he refused. His assistant, Benjamin was outside already, and so I kindly asked him to tell me to my face what he wrote about me on the poster. The dude almost shit himself, and said that Donny forced him to write it and he was really really sorry.

So now Donny knew I was there and waiting for him. And predictably he wouldn't come outside. Kylie Reese and Phoenix Marie and Stephanie the make up artist all told him to go outside and he wouldn't. I waited around for awhile with Derick Pierce and we decided that he would never come out.

So we all went to eat some dinner at Los Toros, and while we were there, Derick Pierce got a text saying that Donny was on his phone talking shit about me and him, and he was calling Phoenix Marie a bitch. So we headed BACK to the studio to again wait for him to finish his scene. This was about 6pm. Along the way, Just Dave and Alex Gonz showed up to watch the festivities. Donny again knew we were out there, and refused to come out. His scene hadn't even started yet and he must have been really scared because he actually wouldn't do the scene because he was so nervous. lol. Sascha, who owns the studios, came out to say to take it off his property, so we waited next to Donny's assistant's car (he caught a ride from his assistant...lol) and off Sascha's property. Now the production manager and the production assistant came over to us to say that Donny Long refuses to do the scene while you are here, and to please leave. They even called LA Direct to say that Donny won't do the scene while I was outside and to make us leave. lol. Finally at 7:30, Donny's assistant came out to move the car over to right next to the door of the studio so Donny could make a run for it. The Production Assistant came out again to say that he wouldn't come out until I left. So I decided to leave. I think I made my point, don't you guys? lol. Again, its easy to talk tough on the Internet, but to actually say it to that person's face is another story. These are the facts and they are incontrovertible.

st0ned · 03-20-2008, 09:07 PM

Fraidy cat? Are we in grade school?

Also, include cliff notes next time.

munki · 03-20-2008, 09:10 PM

I still think a LC scene part Deux is in order on this one...

Doctor Dre · 03-20-2008, 09:17 PM

I'm not aware of the whole story, but this sounds very childish... everybody seem to already hate Donny here, you don't have anything to prove.

SHANESWORLD · 03-20-2008, 09:37 PM

RICK SHAMELESS IS THE FUCKING MAN!

L-Pink · 03-20-2008, 09:40 PM

Kicking his ass will do nothing except get shit on your shoes.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-20-2008, 09:42 PM

Thats fuckin funny.
Least he could have done is manned up and got his face beat in.

farkedup · 03-20-2008, 09:48 PM

dude you don't want to fight him... when you kick his ass you'll likely get AIDS or some shit with all the crack whores he fucks...

DateDoc · 03-20-2008, 09:50 PM

Holy cow! Just when you think this place can't get any dumber it does. A word to the unwise - when you stoop to someone else's level you lose!!!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-20-2008, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st0ned

Fraidy cat? Are we in grade school?

Also, include cliff notes next time.

TL;DR Donny Long's mouth writes checks his ass can't cash...

Jace · 03-20-2008, 10:00 PM

i agree with others, this sounds like total childish bullshit, right on the same level as Donny IMO

snaker · 03-20-2008, 10:01 PM

ohhh boy...Im gonna make some popcorn

JustDaveXxx · 03-20-2008, 10:23 PM

I, your fearless GFY reporter, showed up with a video camera to video the whole thing.

People claim how things go down and say "where's the video?". I was going to have the video for all of GFY tonight but had other videos to handle. I do have all of the pre-fight intervews with everyone that was there, except Donny who wasn't available for coment.

All I have to say is this: "Dude! Are you gonna let little old Christan scare you like that? He isn't that scary!".

I say "you can do it!!" and I want to video it for everybody!!

And Derrick Pierce isn't so tough, he hangs out with Christian. How bad is that???

Your fearless GFY reporter, until next time..... Good night..

JustDaveXxx · 03-20-2008, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc

Holy cow! Just when you think this place can't get any dumber it does. A word to the unwise - when you stoop to someone else's level you lose!!!

Nope dude... You are wrong!! You sleep better at night for it..

Violence solves 90% of the worlds problems, this problem falls into that percentage.

If somebody said about me what Donny said about Christian, there would have been an ass whoopin with in 4 hours of said comment or post!!!!

aico · 03-20-2008, 10:30 PM

He was probably shitting giant green watermarks the whole time.

V_RocKs · 03-20-2008, 10:45 PM

I would say that you guys sound like the most unprofessional people I have ever heard of, but we all know there are worse..

I will say that Donny brings this kind of shit on himself. If he got his ass beat it would be because he can't stop running his mouth. The sign of a real loser.

JustDaveXxx · 03-20-2008, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs

I would say that you guys sound like the most unprofessional people I have ever heard of, but we all know there are worse..

Actually I am very professional, professional ass whooper!! Used to get paid for it and all..lol.

I was there as a GFY reporter.. Camera and all.. took interviews and all...lol

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-20-2008, 11:16 PM

the world needs more idiots getting some sense slapped into them. the pussy shit "fighting solves nothing!", "spanking your kids is evil", "hey don't beat your wife like that" days are what is causing society to goto shit...

Tat2Jr · 03-20-2008, 11:20 PM

This is why I only shoot solo girls.

RevSand · 03-20-2008, 11:24 PM

HAHA.. I have seen Christian in person.. And I have seen Dave.. I can only guess about Derrick.. I have also seen pics of Donny... I dont think I woulda come out either... He woulda been slaughter had it gotten ugly.

quantum-x · 03-20-2008, 11:25 PM

Childish as it may be, for the amount of homophobic shit that donny was spreading, he seems to be a complete pansy keyboard warrior.

I like Christian just because he can actually string together coherent sentences.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-21-2008, 12:13 AM

Leave Donny alone...

ADG

SHANESWORLD · 03-21-2008, 12:36 AM

i forget who said it, but

"nobody is above a good ass whooping"

i think it was chris rock.

oh well.

RICK SHAMELESS IS THE FUCKING MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pocketkangaroo · 03-21-2008, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

i agree with others, this sounds like total childish bullshit, right on the same level as Donny IMO

Donny has been on the boards trying to hurt Christian's career and livelihood. I know what you're saying, but it's hard to tell how you'd react if someone was trying to take food off yours and your family's plate.

Funny story btw, and not the least bit surprising. Wonder if he'll conveniently skip over this thread.

mrwilson · 03-21-2008, 01:52 AM

I'll fight ya!

Has this come about because he was calling you a tranny fucker or some shit?
I can recall something alone those lines but fail to give posts and topics like that my full attention.

Oracle Porn · 03-21-2008, 02:05 AM

what a pussy.

Madame0120 · 03-21-2008, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Kicking his ass will do nothing except get shit on your shoes.

Ain't that the truth!

dav3 · 03-21-2008, 04:30 AM

So when are these two going to enter Thunderdome?

SexualDragon · 03-21-2008, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Leave Donny alone...

ADG

I agree. He might hit you over the head with his dick

Xrated J · 03-21-2008, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Leave Donny alone...

ADG

RevSand · 03-21-2008, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3

So when are these two going to enter Thunderdome?

THUNDERDOME!!!

chant with me:
TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!!

AaronM · 03-21-2008, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christianx

I had perhaps the most satisfying experience today, short of actually kicking Donny Long's ass. It all started on the set of my second scene at Remmet Studios, which is actually 3 studios all next to each other. As I was about to start my scene, Phoenix Marie, who was working for Rodney Moore in one of the other studios, told me that Donny Long was on her set. I smiled, and finished my scene (which went very well). After my scene, I walked over to Donny's set to ask him to come outside. Well, he must have already been scared, because he refused. His assistant, Benjamin was outside already, and so I kindly asked him to tell me to my face what he wrote about me on the poster. The dude almost shit himself, and said that Donny forced him to write it and he was really really sorry.

So now Donny knew I was there and waiting for him. And predictably he wouldn't come outside. Kylie Reese and Phoenix Marie and Stephanie the make up artist all told him to go outside and he wouldn't. I waited around for awhile with Derick Pierce and we decided that he would never come out.

So we all went to eat some dinner at Los Toros, and while we were there, Derick Pierce got a text saying that Donny was on his phone talking shit about me and him, and he was calling Phoenix Marie a bitch. So we headed BACK to the studio to again wait for him to finish his scene. This was about 6pm. Along the way, Just Dave and Alex Gonz showed up to watch the festivities. Donny again knew we were out there, and refused to come out. His scene hadn't even started yet and he must have been really scared because he actually wouldn't do the scene because he was so nervous. lol. Sascha, who owns the studios, came out to say to take it off his property, so we waited next to Donny's assistant's car (he caught a ride from his assistant...lol) and off Sascha's property. Now the production manager and the production assistant came over to us to say that Donny Long refuses to do the scene while you are here, and to please leave. They even called LA Direct to say that Donny won't do the scene while I was outside and to make us leave. lol. Finally at 7:30, Donny's assistant came out to move the car over to right next to the door of the studio so Donny could make a run for it. The Production Assistant came out again to say that he wouldn't come out until I left. So I decided to leave. I think I made my point, don't you guys? lol. Again, its easy to talk tough on the Internet, but to actually say it to that person's face is another story. These are the facts and they are incontrovertible.

I'll take the 14th Bull please.

JA$ON · 03-21-2008, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

I'll take the 14th Bull please.

More bean dip please!

RevSand · 03-21-2008, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

I'll take the 14th Bull please.

14th BULL:

"TEX MEX"

A Northridge Park Suggestion

Two Beef Enchiladas topped with two fried Eggs, and served with Rice and Beans. Garnished with roasted Green Pepper Slices, Guacamole, and Sour Cream.
(A Gringo-Chicano Dream)

Good shit!!

donnylong · 03-21-2008, 09:26 AM

Fags Vs. Straights ?.at Midnight!

Christian XXX aka Max Diesel is on drugs and is a hazard to the whole industry and a shit talking pussy faggot.

I really don?t work for other companies other than my own. But I had my studio rented today and a friend called me for a scene so I said okay.

Now let me remind you of the time at Vice night club where I was in Christain XXX face in front of a bunch of people calling him a Tranny fucking piece of shit and he did not do a damn thing but ask Veronica Rayne to ask me to chill. So me and Ben my assistant go to Remmet Studios today where the company was shooting from 9am till 9pm was filming me in a b/g/g/g/g not a tranny movie! I got pulled aside by the production manager that happened to be there that night.

I called fag boy out at Vice and she knew the beef and she pulled me into the office as soon as I got onto set and asked me PLEASE be professional that fag boy was next door and told not to come over to our set so to not go over to his and start any shit!

Now I was booked to do a b/g/g/g/g/ and what I didn?t know was one of the girls was his beard, a chick that looks like a tranny.

Of course I was not going to work with it and it was not going to work with me!

So I chilled and respected the company I was working with because that?s the professional thing to do! I then hear this tranny looking thing talking about her boyfriend Tranny Fucker XXX being outside with some other fags.

So I ask the production manager whats going on and she asked me to stay out of it and not go outside and start any shit.

So I respect that.

Now, FYI, me and Tranny Fucker have been going back and forth on email for the past week and his best response to my email has been:

?Seriously? You want to meet me in person? Awesome!..I will let you know where I will be over the weekend and I will bring Derick Pierce or Derek Hay. lol....and I DARE you to say anything about Derek.....lol...please! Signed, Christian

and my response was:

What you dont understand is I dont need people to back me up. I will come alone! You?re a fag and a sissy just like you were at Shy's party right?

I wouldnt want my friends to risk their health! Also, you want to bring Derek Hay's name into this I will be glad to call him in the morning about your threats and confront him on it because I do business with him everday and put money in his pocket?

So I forward his agent Derek Hay the email and his response is:

So tired of this BS.
I will make sure he keeps my name out of it.
Derek Hay

So I email tranny fucker and tell him what a pussy he is and how he can?t fight alone and he needs back up that is not backing him!

NO RESPONSE

So back to Remmet he is so pussy to come to the studio where his tranny looking beard is he needs to call not one guy, not 2, not 3, not 4, but 5 guys to come and try and confront little old Donny Long!

Haha!! Too Funny!!!

And then he and 2 fags confront my PA instead of me. So my PA comes inside and tells me this and I flip my wig and grab a 5 foot iron candle holder from and go outside looking for these 3 fags and of coarse they?re gone! So about 2 hours go by and then the PM for the company I am working for comes over again with Sasha the owner of the studio and say there is 5 guys outside and beg me not to start any shit there to stay inside so I respect them and do just that!

They also tell me that they called the agent which was LA Direct and talked to Derek Hay and told him that one of there talent, Tranny Fucker XXX was asked to leave the property and refused and was costing them money!

So the fag crew goes down the block where my car was and waits there and I simply say either I am going to go out there and move my car and take care of these fag or this scene is not getting done, So my PA goes outside and moves my car and The faggot crew take there dildos and leave!

Now I read the BS and have to respond with:

If your such a big man faggot tranny fucker then someone please set it up so we can fight one on one in a ring PLEASE! I hate faggot tranny fuckers that try to be gangster! You don?t know who you are fucking with! OH WAIT YOU DO THAT?S WHY YOU BROUGHT GUYS TO FIGHT ME!

Now, for a full and unedited account of tonights happenings please red the following, entitled, ?Fags Vs. Straights?At Midnight!?

Hey, Donny Long here. Wow, I just got back from a crazy night of mix and mayhem and I feel I might be a bit misunderstood. For starters, yes I was at Remmet Studios doing a scene earlier today. But my version of events varies slightly from the events portrayed by the Tranny Fucker XXX aka known as Christian.

For starters, I was hired as male talent to fuck two hot porn chicks. Yes, to you fags and trannys out there that is also known as a Boy Girl Girl!

Anyways, I?m moving into doggie style with a hot young piece of ass when I hear that Christian XXX is outside with Dirk, Davey Queer and two or three more of his fag buddies chanting, ?Come out Donny!!!? ?Come Out Donny!!!?

Frankly, I was scared. I was about to stick my dick up the ass of a beautiful 19 year old whore and her girlfriend when I heard this and the challenge that ?We are here to fuck you up!!! We are here and we are queer!!!?

I was scared. All I could think was: ?Damn, five untested fags outside the studio threatening to ?Fuck me up?? Fuck me up what? My ass?

I didn?t have much time to think. And personally, I wanted to finish fucking these two hot porn chicks before I had to deal with Tranny Fucker XXX and his fag boys.

My assistant, Ben, related to me that not only was Tranny Fucker XXX outside to confront me, but he had with him Dirk ?Solo Masturbation Man,? Davey Queer, Kyle ?Up My Ass? Love Tunnel, and Sonny ?Sucks Cocks? Man Lover.

I had never heard of these people. But from the sound of their names, I was scared. I had no history on these fags. I had no idea if they were tested or had HIV. For all I knew I was taking my life in my hands. I called up my friend, Joe Blow, and asked him for help. Thankfully, he said he?s be right over with a twelve pack.

So then I?m entering my fourth and final position with my two little hot porn chicks when I hear the chanting outside, ?Come Out Donny!!?, ?Come Out Donny!!?

That?s when I realized these fags were crazy! How could a straight man named Donny Long ?COME OUT???? I?m STRAIGHT for god?s sake!!!

My assistant, Ben, went outside to check on the mayhem. According to him there were still two fags willing to suck my dick for a pint of Guinness, and one of them was Christian!!!

At the risk of looking like a faggot, I finished my scene and came on my two hot teenage cum whore?s faces.

I was spent, and frankly still a little scared. I heard thru the grapevine that Tranny Fucker XXX, Davey Queen, And Dirk ?Solo Masterbation Man? had moved their mayhem to a local gay bar and were planning their next move!

I was tired. I spent the whole day fucking hot porn chicks. When I wasn?t doing that I was smoking cigarettes and talking trash. I had nothing left.

Unlike my enemies I didn?t spend my mornings drinking sperm spiked protein shakes before running 3 miles in 10 minutes. I had far too many nights of teenage whores, cigarettes and booze ahead of me and behind me.

I decided to go home.

I got home to a hot young piece of ass that I was fucking off camera (aka as a girlfriend for you fags out there), when I noticed a humiliating piece of press on the Internet!!!

OMG!! I?m getting bad press!! This can?t be!!!! I?m Donny Long! I write my own bad Press!!!!

There it was. A humbling tale entitled, ?Fraidy Cat Donny Long is hiding from Tranny Fucker XXX.?

I was horrified!!!! I wanted people to know the truth! I needed a chance to redeem myself!! I couldn?t let 5 untested fag tranny fuckers beat out a straight man!!

I needed one more chance! I needed a chance for a face to face meeting with the gay mafia and the tranny fucker queens!!!

My pride had been tested. I had no choice. I had to pull out all the stops!!!

I called for a meeting!! A rumble of sorts!! I sent a text to Christian Tranny Fucker XXX ,

?Fags Vs. Straights?Midnight at the Train tracks!! Be there!!!?

It was my only chance. I knew by now that everyone thought I was another tranny sucking piece of cock sucking shit. I had only a small window to redeem myself. Time was running out!!!

It was 11:50 pm. The night was a full moon. I was standing there at the railroad tracks with two friends when Christian Tranny Fucker XXX showed up with four of his faggot friends.

Tranny Fucker threw the first stone. ?Are you ready to Come Out Donny?? Are you ready to suck some tranny dick?? We?re here and we?re queer!!?

His friend Dirk piped in ?,Yeah, just because I like to do solo jack off scenes, that doesn?t make me queer.?

And the Christian XXX says, ?And if I wanna suck Tranny dick or put man cock up my ass?.there ain?t a damn thing u can do about it.

Little did I know, Tranny Fucker and his band of queens brought dildos!! And lots of them!! Untested dildos at that!! Dildos used in Tranny Fucker porn!!!

The rest of the story is too embarrassing to tell. But basically, I lost a battle of tits with a bunch of twits. While I must concede defeat on some fronts, I must also stand my ground on others.

Thankfully, Tranny Fuckers can?t breed, or we?d all be in trouble.

I?m currently recovering at the Spearmint Rhino hospital where I?m on a Jaeger Meister IV Drip 24 hours a day.

I?ll be okay. And I will live to fight Tranny Fuckers another day. But until then I?m out?.for now. 

Juicy D. Links · 03-21-2008, 09:31 AM

We need PICSSSSSSSSSSSS

AaronM · 03-21-2008, 09:34 AM

Hey Donny...I'm quite able to pass judgement without having to read all that bullshit you just posted.

Your past speaks for itself.

ManuteBol · 03-21-2008, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christianx

I had perhaps the most satisfying experience today, short of actually kicking Donny Long's ass. It all started on the set of my second scene at Remmet Studios, which is actually 3 studios all next to each other. As I was about to start my scene, Phoenix Marie, who was working for Rodney Moore in one of the other studios, told me that Donny Long was on her set. I smiled, and finished my scene (which went very well). After my scene, I walked over to Donny's set to ask him to come outside. Well, he must have already been scared, because he refused. His assistant, Benjamin was outside already, and so I kindly asked him to tell me to my face what he wrote about me on the poster. The dude almost shit himself, and said that Donny forced him to write it and he was really really sorry.

So now Donny knew I was there and waiting for him. And predictably he wouldn't come outside. Kylie Reese and Phoenix Marie and Stephanie the make up artist all told him to go outside and he wouldn't. I waited around for awhile with Derick Pierce and we decided that he would never come out.

So we all went to eat some dinner at Los Toros, and while we were there, Derick Pierce got a text saying that Donny was on his phone talking shit about me and him, and he was calling Phoenix Marie a bitch. So we headed BACK to the studio to again wait for him to finish his scene. This was about 6pm. Along the way, Just Dave and Alex Gonz showed up to watch the festivities. Donny again knew we were out there, and refused to come out. His scene hadn't even started yet and he must have been really scared because he actually wouldn't do the scene because he was so nervous. lol. Sascha, who owns the studios, came out to say to take it off his property, so we waited next to Donny's assistant's car (he caught a ride from his assistant...lol) and off Sascha's property. Now the production manager and the production assistant came over to us to say that Donny Long refuses to do the scene while you are here, and to please leave. They even called LA Direct to say that Donny won't do the scene while I was outside and to make us leave. lol. Finally at 7:30, Donny's assistant came out to move the car over to right next to the door of the studio so Donny could make a run for it. The Production Assistant came out again to say that he wouldn't come out until I left. So I decided to leave. I think I made my point, don't you guys? lol. Again, its easy to talk tough on the Internet, but to actually say it to that person's face is another story. These are the facts and they are incontrovertible.

I can only hope you were wearing my Bullets jersey

RevSand · 03-21-2008, 09:41 AM

Umm calling JustDave a fag is not gonna be a good thing... This is going to get even more interesting real fast...

AaronM · 03-21-2008, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by RevSand

Umm calling JustDave a fag is not gonna be a good thing... This is going to get even more interesting real fast...

Good. After all the shit that Donny Long has pulled on AMA Joe and the way the fool behaved at the LA show, he deserves to get his ass kicked.

Pauldarian · 03-21-2008, 09:51 AM

This whole thing needs to stop.
Are we in high school now?
serious here.

I mean.. christ..

hey anyone have shooting gigs?

RevSand · 03-21-2008, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Good. After all the shit that Donny Long has pulled on AMA Joe and the way the fool behaved at the LA show, he deserves to get his ass kicked.

If JustDaveXXX has a mind to do it then he is just the man for the job... As I said above, I would not want to run into either an angry Christian or Dave if I were Donny... Either one I know could take him in no time flat.

Mohawk Steve · 03-21-2008, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSand

Umm calling JustDave a fag is not gonna be a good thing... This is going to get even more interesting real fast...

Bump so Dave sees this

northboy · 03-21-2008, 10:04 AM

fuck him in the ass!!!

JustDaveXxx · 03-21-2008, 10:04 AM

Donny, I know you have nothing directed towards me. Im just the camera man..

AaronM · 03-21-2008, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx

Donny, I know you have nothing directed towards me. Im just the camera man..

Donny told me to call you a pussy and said to have you meet him behind the gym after school so he can kick your ass.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-21-2008, 10:10 AM

No typos. Proper puncuation. Paragraph breaks even!

I don't care about the rest of the BS, I want to know who Donny's ghost writer is...

ADG

RevSand · 03-21-2008, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnylong

I was spent, and frankly still a little scared. I heard thru the grapevine that Tranny Fucker XXX, Davey Queen, And Dirk ?Solo Masterbation Man? had moved their mayhem to a local gay bar and were planning their next move!

...............

It was 11:50 pm. The night was a full moon. I was standing there at the railroad tracks with two friends when Christian Tranny Fucker XXX showed up with four of his faggot friends.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx

Donny, I know you have nothing directed towards me. Im just the camera man..

Kinda sounds like it to me... Hopefully for Donny I am misreading this..

JustDaveXxx · 03-21-2008, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSand

Kinda sounds like it to me... Hopefully for Donny I am misreading this..

lol... and you think Donny wrote that? lol

If Donny wanted to kick my ass for being Christians friend, i am down, but for me to condemn a man for what some other guy wrote wouldn't be fair or nice.

Everybody knows Donny didn't write that. lol

If he posted or text me i want to kick Dave's ass, then i would kindly oblige him.

Christianx · 03-21-2008, 10:26 AM

the best part about that story is that he said he came on both teenage girls faces....um, the girls were Kylie Reese, 22 and Daryl Hannah, 31. his ghostwriter must not have been at the scene.

i now consider this little feud finished. I didn't go looking for the man, but we found each other, and the results were predictable. I won't bother this board with his horseshit anymore. but i did get a good laugh last night.

03-20-2008, 09:06 PM	#1
Christianx Rubber Duck Collector Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 139	Fraidy Cat Donny Long Refuses to Come Outside to Talk to Christian! I had perhaps the most satisfying experience today, short of actually kicking Donny Long's ass. It all started on the set of my second scene at Remmet Studios, which is actually 3 studios all next to each other. As I was about to start my scene, Phoenix Marie, who was working for Rodney Moore in one of the other studios, told me that Donny Long was on her set. I smiled, and finished my scene (which went very well). After my scene, I walked over to Donny's set to ask him to come outside. Well, he must have already been scared, because he refused. His assistant, Benjamin was outside already, and so I kindly asked him to tell me to my face what he wrote about me on the poster. The dude almost shit himself, and said that Donny forced him to write it and he was really really sorry. So now Donny knew I was there and waiting for him. And predictably he wouldn't come outside. Kylie Reese and Phoenix Marie and Stephanie the make up artist all told him to go outside and he wouldn't. I waited around for awhile with Derick Pierce and we decided that he would never come out. So we all went to eat some dinner at Los Toros, and while we were there, Derick Pierce got a text saying that Donny was on his phone talking shit about me and him, and he was calling Phoenix Marie a bitch. So we headed BACK to the studio to again wait for him to finish his scene. This was about 6pm. Along the way, Just Dave and Alex Gonz showed up to watch the festivities. Donny again knew we were out there, and refused to come out. His scene hadn't even started yet and he must have been really scared because he actually wouldn't do the scene because he was so nervous. lol. Sascha, who owns the studios, came out to say to take it off his property, so we waited next to Donny's assistant's car (he caught a ride from his assistant...lol) and off Sascha's property. Now the production manager and the production assistant came over to us to say that Donny Long refuses to do the scene while you are here, and to please leave. They even called LA Direct to say that Donny won't do the scene while I was outside and to make us leave. lol. Finally at 7:30, Donny's assistant came out to move the car over to right next to the door of the studio so Donny could make a run for it. The Production Assistant came out again to say that he wouldn't come out until I left. So I decided to leave. I think I made my point, don't you guys? lol. Again, its easy to talk tough on the Internet, but to actually say it to that person's face is another story. These are the facts and they are incontrovertible. __________________ WWW.PUREMEDIAENTERPRISES.COM

03-20-2008, 09:07 PM	#2
st0ned Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Arizona Posts: 8,437	Fraidy cat? Are we in grade school? Also, include cliff notes next time. __________________ Conversion Sharks - 1,000+ adult dating offers, traffic management, and consistently high payouts. We will guarantee and beat your current EPC to win your dating traffic! Skype: ConversionSharks \|\| Email: info /@/ conversionsharks.com

03-20-2008, 09:10 PM	#3
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,392	I still think a LC scene part Deux is in order on this one... __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

03-20-2008, 09:37 PM	#5
SHANESWORLD Eric Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 577	RICK SHAMELESS IS THE FUCKING MAN! __________________ SHANES WORLD ONLINE! - BETA IN 11 DAYS!

03-20-2008, 09:42 PM	#7
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	Thats fuckin funny. Least he could have done is manned up and got his face beat in. __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

03-20-2008, 09:40 PM	#6
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,152	Kicking his ass will do nothing except get shit on your shoes.

03-20-2008, 09:48 PM	#8
farkedup Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Kalamazoo, MI Posts: 2,490	dude you don't want to fight him... when you kick his ass you'll likely get AIDS or some shit with all the crack whores he fucks... __________________ -- QUOTE ME IT MAKES ME FEEL SPECIAL --

03-20-2008, 09:50 PM	#9
DateDoc Outside looking in. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: To Hell You Ride Posts: 14,243	Holy cow! Just when you think this place can't get any dumber it does. A word to the unwise - when you stoop to someone else's level you lose!!! __________________

03-20-2008, 10:00 PM	#11
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	i agree with others, this sounds like total childish bullshit, right on the same level as Donny IMO

03-20-2008, 10:01 PM	#12
snaker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,281	ohhh boy...Im gonna make some popcorn __________________ My Best Sponsors: Naughty Revenue \| Get Score Cash \| Thick Cash

03-20-2008, 10:23 PM	#13
JustDaveXxx I AM JUSTDAVE ! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: LA Posts: 4,105	I, your fearless GFY reporter, showed up with a video camera to video the whole thing. People claim how things go down and say "where's the video?". I was going to have the video for all of GFY tonight but had other videos to handle. I do have all of the pre-fight intervews with everyone that was there, except Donny who wasn't available for coment. All I have to say is this: "Dude! Are you gonna let little old Christan scare you like that? He isn't that scary!". I say "you can do it!!" and I want to video it for everybody!! And Derrick Pierce isn't so tough, he hangs out with Christian. How bad is that??? Your fearless GFY reporter, until next time..... Good night.. __________________ Smut Peddler Productions.com ICQ #378-696-435 / / Skype: JustDaveXxx "We shoot custom, exclusive content your way"

03-20-2008, 10:30 PM	#15
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	He was probably shitting giant green watermarks the whole time.

03-20-2008, 10:45 PM	#16
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,306	I would say that you guys sound like the most unprofessional people I have ever heard of, but we all know there are worse.. I will say that Donny brings this kind of shit on himself. If he got his ass beat it would be because he can't stop running his mouth. The sign of a real loser.

03-20-2008, 11:16 PM	#18
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	the world needs more idiots getting some sense slapped into them. the pussy shit "fighting solves nothing!", "spanking your kids is evil", "hey don't beat your wife like that" days are what is causing society to goto shit...

03-20-2008, 11:20 PM	#19
Tat2Jr Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sunny California Posts: 4,882	This is why I only shoot solo girls. __________________ NICHE MONEY >> Ass Worship • Panties • Solo Teen • Pantyhose Serving up exclusive fetish sites since 1997!

03-20-2008, 11:24 PM	#20
RevSand Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Porn Valley Posts: 8,151	HAHA.. I have seen Christian in person.. And I have seen Dave.. I can only guess about Derrick.. I have also seen pics of Donny... I dont think I woulda come out either... He woulda been slaughter had it gotten ugly. __________________ BadBitchesGoodWeed Hire me for all your video shooting needs!! Skype = RevSandx

03-20-2008, 11:25 PM	#21
quantum-x Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ICQ: 251425 Fr/Au/Ca Posts: 6,863	Childish as it may be, for the amount of homophobic shit that donny was spreading, he seems to be a complete pansy keyboard warrior. I like Christian just because he can actually string together coherent sentences. __________________ PrettyInCash.com - BoozedGFs.com - TeenGFs.com - JizzGFs.com- MilfUploads.com -

03-21-2008, 12:13 AM	#22
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	Leave Donny alone... ADG __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

03-21-2008, 12:36 AM	#23
SHANESWORLD Eric Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 577	i forget who said it, but "nobody is above a good ass whooping" i think it was chris rock. oh well. RICK SHAMELESS IS THE FUCKING MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ SHANES WORLD ONLINE! - BETA IN 11 DAYS!

03-21-2008, 01:52 AM	#25
mrwilson mrwilson 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: ICQ: 465406783 Posts: 5,122	I'll fight ya! Has this come about because he was calling you a tranny fucker or some shit? I can recall something alone those lines but fail to give posts and topics like that my full attention.

03-21-2008, 02:05 AM	#26
Oracle Porn Affiliate Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Icq: 94-399-723 Posts: 24,431	what a pussy. __________________

03-21-2008, 04:30 AM	#28
dav3 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 7,348	So when are these two going to enter Thunderdome? __________________ Webmasters :: Juicy Ads :: ACWM :: Crak Revenue :: Money Tree

03-21-2008, 09:26 AM	#35
donnylong So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 2,164	Fags Vs. Straights ?.at Midnight! Christian XXX aka Max Diesel is on drugs and is a hazard to the whole industry and a shit talking pussy faggot. I really don?t work for other companies other than my own. But I had my studio rented today and a friend called me for a scene so I said okay. Now let me remind you of the time at Vice night club where I was in Christain XXX face in front of a bunch of people calling him a Tranny fucking piece of shit and he did not do a damn thing but ask Veronica Rayne to ask me to chill. So me and Ben my assistant go to Remmet Studios today where the company was shooting from 9am till 9pm was filming me in a b/g/g/g/g not a tranny movie! I got pulled aside by the production manager that happened to be there that night. I called fag boy out at Vice and she knew the beef and she pulled me into the office as soon as I got onto set and asked me PLEASE be professional that fag boy was next door and told not to come over to our set so to not go over to his and start any shit! Now I was booked to do a b/g/g/g/g/ and what I didn?t know was one of the girls was his beard, a chick that looks like a tranny. Of course I was not going to work with it and it was not going to work with me! So I chilled and respected the company I was working with because that?s the professional thing to do! I then hear this tranny looking thing talking about her boyfriend Tranny Fucker XXX being outside with some other fags. So I ask the production manager whats going on and she asked me to stay out of it and not go outside and start any shit. So I respect that. Now, FYI, me and Tranny Fucker have been going back and forth on email for the past week and his best response to my email has been: ?Seriously? You want to meet me in person? Awesome!..I will let you know where I will be over the weekend and I will bring Derick Pierce or Derek Hay. lol....and I DARE you to say anything about Derek.....lol...please! Signed, Christian and my response was: What you dont understand is I dont need people to back me up. I will come alone! You?re a fag and a sissy just like you were at Shy's party right? I wouldnt want my friends to risk their health! Also, you want to bring Derek Hay's name into this I will be glad to call him in the morning about your threats and confront him on it because I do business with him everday and put money in his pocket? So I forward his agent Derek Hay the email and his response is: So tired of this BS. I will make sure he keeps my name out of it. Derek Hay So I email tranny fucker and tell him what a pussy he is and how he can?t fight alone and he needs back up that is not backing him! NO RESPONSE So back to Remmet he is so pussy to come to the studio where his tranny looking beard is he needs to call not one guy, not 2, not 3, not 4, but 5 guys to come and try and confront little old Donny Long! Haha!! Too Funny!!! And then he and 2 fags confront my PA instead of me. So my PA comes inside and tells me this and I flip my wig and grab a 5 foot iron candle holder from and go outside looking for these 3 fags and of coarse they?re gone! So about 2 hours go by and then the PM for the company I am working for comes over again with Sasha the owner of the studio and say there is 5 guys outside and beg me not to start any shit there to stay inside so I respect them and do just that! They also tell me that they called the agent which was LA Direct and talked to Derek Hay and told him that one of there talent, Tranny Fucker XXX was asked to leave the property and refused and was costing them money! So the fag crew goes down the block where my car was and waits there and I simply say either I am going to go out there and move my car and take care of these fag or this scene is not getting done, So my PA goes outside and moves my car and The faggot crew take there dildos and leave! Now I read the BS and have to respond with: If your such a big man faggot tranny fucker then someone please set it up so we can fight one on one in a ring PLEASE! I hate faggot tranny fuckers that try to be gangster! You don?t know who you are fucking with! OH WAIT YOU DO THAT?S WHY YOU BROUGHT GUYS TO FIGHT ME! Now, for a full and unedited account of tonights happenings please red the following, entitled, ?Fags Vs. Straights?At Midnight!? Hey, Donny Long here. Wow, I just got back from a crazy night of mix and mayhem and I feel I might be a bit misunderstood. For starters, yes I was at Remmet Studios doing a scene earlier today. But my version of events varies slightly from the events portrayed by the Tranny Fucker XXX aka known as Christian. For starters, I was hired as male talent to fuck two hot porn chicks. Yes, to you fags and trannys out there that is also known as a Boy Girl Girl! Anyways, I?m moving into doggie style with a hot young piece of ass when I hear that Christian XXX is outside with Dirk, Davey Queer and two or three more of his fag buddies chanting, ?Come out Donny!!!? ?Come Out Donny!!!? Frankly, I was scared. I was about to stick my dick up the ass of a beautiful 19 year old whore and her girlfriend when I heard this and the challenge that ?We are here to fuck you up!!! We are here and we are queer!!!? I was scared. All I could think was: ?Damn, five untested fags outside the studio threatening to ?Fuck me up?? Fuck me up what? My ass? I didn?t have much time to think. And personally, I wanted to finish fucking these two hot porn chicks before I had to deal with Tranny Fucker XXX and his fag boys. My assistant, Ben, related to me that not only was Tranny Fucker XXX outside to confront me, but he had with him Dirk ?Solo Masturbation Man,? Davey Queer, Kyle ?Up My Ass? Love Tunnel, and Sonny ?Sucks Cocks? Man Lover. I had never heard of these people. But from the sound of their names, I was scared. I had no history on these fags. I had no idea if they were tested or had HIV. For all I knew I was taking my life in my hands. I called up my friend, Joe Blow, and asked him for help. Thankfully, he said he?s be right over with a twelve pack. So then I?m entering my fourth and final position with my two little hot porn chicks when I hear the chanting outside, ?Come Out Donny!!?, ?Come Out Donny!!? That?s when I realized these fags were crazy! How could a straight man named Donny Long ?COME OUT???? I?m STRAIGHT for god?s sake!!! My assistant, Ben, went outside to check on the mayhem. According to him there were still two fags willing to suck my dick for a pint of Guinness, and one of them was Christian!!! At the risk of looking like a faggot, I finished my scene and came on my two hot teenage cum whore?s faces. I was spent, and frankly still a little scared. I heard thru the grapevine that Tranny Fucker XXX, Davey Queen, And Dirk ?Solo Masterbation Man? had moved their mayhem to a local gay bar and were planning their next move! I was tired. I spent the whole day fucking hot porn chicks. When I wasn?t doing that I was smoking cigarettes and talking trash. I had nothing left. Unlike my enemies I didn?t spend my mornings drinking sperm spiked protein shakes before running 3 miles in 10 minutes. I had far too many nights of teenage whores, cigarettes and booze ahead of me and behind me. I decided to go home. I got home to a hot young piece of ass that I was fucking off camera (aka as a girlfriend for you fags out there), when I noticed a humiliating piece of press on the Internet!!! OMG!! I?m getting bad press!! This can?t be!!!! I?m Donny Long! I write my own bad Press!!!! There it was. A humbling tale entitled, ?Fraidy Cat Donny Long is hiding from Tranny Fucker XXX.? I was horrified!!!! I wanted people to know the truth! I needed a chance to redeem myself!! I couldn?t let 5 untested fag tranny fuckers beat out a straight man!! I needed one more chance! I needed a chance for a face to face meeting with the gay mafia and the tranny fucker queens!!! My pride had been tested. I had no choice. I had to pull out all the stops!!! I called for a meeting!! A rumble of sorts!! I sent a text to Christian Tranny Fucker XXX , ?Fags Vs. Straights?Midnight at the Train tracks!! Be there!!!? It was my only chance. I knew by now that everyone thought I was another tranny sucking piece of cock sucking shit. I had only a small window to redeem myself. Time was running out!!! It was 11:50 pm. The night was a full moon. I was standing there at the railroad tracks with two friends when Christian Tranny Fucker XXX showed up with four of his faggot friends. Tranny Fucker threw the first stone. ?Are you ready to Come Out Donny?? Are you ready to suck some tranny dick?? We?re here and we?re queer!!? His friend Dirk piped in ?,Yeah, just because I like to do solo jack off scenes, that doesn?t make me queer.? And the Christian XXX says, ?And if I wanna suck Tranny dick or put man cock up my ass?.there ain?t a damn thing u can do about it. Little did I know, Tranny Fucker and his band of queens brought dildos!! And lots of them!! Untested dildos at that!! Dildos used in Tranny Fucker porn!!! The rest of the story is too embarrassing to tell. But basically, I lost a battle of tits with a bunch of twits. While I must concede defeat on some fronts, I must also stand my ground on others. Thankfully, Tranny Fuckers can?t breed, or we?d all be in trouble. I?m currently recovering at the Spearmint Rhino hospital where I?m on a Jaeger Meister IV Drip 24 hours a day. I?ll be okay. And I will live to fight Tranny Fuckers another day. But until then I?m out?.for now. 

03-21-2008, 09:31 AM	#36
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	We need PICSSSSSSSSSSSS

03-21-2008, 09:34 AM	#37
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,905	Hey Donny...I'm quite able to pass judgement without having to read all that bullshit you just posted. Your past speaks for itself.

03-21-2008, 09:41 AM	#39
RevSand Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Porn Valley Posts: 8,151	Umm calling JustDave a fag is not gonna be a good thing... This is going to get even more interesting real fast... __________________ BadBitchesGoodWeed Hire me for all your video shooting needs!! Skype = RevSandx

03-21-2008, 09:51 AM	#41
Pauldarian Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: WeHo Posts: 40	Boys will be boys This whole thing needs to stop. Are we in high school now? serious here. I mean.. christ.. hey anyone have shooting gigs?

03-21-2008, 10:04 AM	#44
northboy Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Frost Posts: 807	fuck him in the ass!!!

03-21-2008, 10:10 AM	#47
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	No typos. Proper puncuation. Paragraph breaks even! I don't care about the rest of the BS, I want to know who Donny's ghost writer is... ADG __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

03-21-2008, 10:26 AM	#50
Christianx Rubber Duck Collector Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 139	the best part about that story is that he said he came on both teenage girls faces....um, the girls were Kylie Reese, 22 and Daryl Hannah, 31. his ghostwriter must not have been at the scene. i now consider this little feud finished. I didn't go looking for the man, but we found each other, and the results were predictable. I won't bother this board with his horseshit anymore. but i did get a good laugh last night. __________________ WWW.PUREMEDIAENTERPRISES.COM