Freelancer looking for work - Photoshop, PHP, MySQL, Grunt work - GoFuckYourself.com

AnniKN · 11-02-2008, 12:41 PM

Conversion rates have gone to shit due to speculation so instead of using the money I have in my national currency, I'd rather get some USD cash to pay for my USD expenses

I am fast, efficient, affordable and willing to negotiate. Payment per hour, per item or per project to your convenience, and accepting ePass and Paypal. References available.

I can do high quality photo editing and retouching. Here is a sample of basic retouching for a natural feel:

Glamour retouching, cosmetic surgery or any sort of photo editing,

watermarking, resizing, optmizing... you name it! Click here for more photo retouching, cosmetic surgery, screengrab optimizing and thumb cropping samples.

See more of our more advanced photo editing skills in PalinFucked.com

I also do video work - editing, encoding in any format, splitting, combining and making and editing screengrabs. Samples upon request since they're mostly from film school and do not want to post them here.

Samples of design in the following links:
http://www.heathercarolin.com
http://vip.heathercarolin.com
http://www.apple-twins.net

Samples of galleries:
http://galleries.redheadcash.com/01/..._and_blue.html
http://galleries.redheadcash.com/02/...y_heather.html
http://galleries.redheadcash.com/03/...l_klein.ht ml
http://video.redheadcash.com/01//Hea...tiesSocks.html
http://galleries.apple-twins.net/sex...d-bikinis.html

I can also do CSS/XHTML valid code if required.

Sample of custom PHP scripting for affiliate program tools (design too):
http://www.redheadcash.com

I can do PHP script installation and coding, although I specialize in MySQL databases, and the use of them for CMS development according to your needs with low load on the server. Also, using databases I can reduce the time for data entry immensely, but I can also do old fashioned data entry work

I can also do gallery descriptions and keyword based SEO. I do not do link building or other kinds of SEO work however.

I am also a native Spanish speaker and can do high quality translations to Spanish from French, Italian, Portuguese, English and German with actually catchy text, actual slang, and actual one on one feel for paysite tours and such. I worked as an editor for a small publishing house for several years so my grammar and spelling is pretty much perfect.

I can also do voice over work, again, hit me up for samples.

In short, the list of services I can offer:
- Photo editing and retouching
- Video editing and encoding
- PHP/MySQL
- Design
- SEO writing
- Translation to Spanish
- Voice over work

I KNOW it sounds like bluffing but I do have samples, references and experience in all the above fields and DO offer high quality work in all of them.

If you wish to see a sample specific to your project, hit me up

One time projects or long term deals equally welcome! Contact info is in my sig, or use the contact form in the retouching samples page

HorseShit · 11-02-2008, 12:43 PM

show us your tits

Deej · 11-02-2008, 12:51 PM

build a portfolio!!!! swear to god!

AnniKN · 11-02-2008, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis

show us your tits

Whatever makes you think they're remotely worth seeing?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

build a portfolio!!!! swear to god!

I have more experience in mainstream and the things I've done are not very portfolio friendly... also, I am not looking for clients all the time except in photo editing which is something I enjoy doing even in my free time. I just happen to need some USD cash as I said

I am usually mostly occupied full time with our own projects or past clients.

Additionally, something worth mentioning, I do not ask for payment in advance, half up front/half at delivery or escrow are more than acceptable for first time projects.

AnniKN · 11-02-2008, 06:03 PM

Bump for views

JayAllan · 11-02-2008, 07:29 PM

Bump for Great Work! Love the Redhead too

AnniKN · 11-03-2008, 09:14 AM

Thank you

Bump for more views!

AnniKN · 11-03-2008, 01:54 PM

Shameless self-promotion bump

AnniKN · 11-04-2008, 10:26 AM

Election day bump

The Duck · 11-04-2008, 10:41 AM

Hit me up.

AnniKN · 11-04-2008, 03:05 PM

Thanks for your business

Bump for long term projects!

The Duck · 11-04-2008, 04:35 PM

Hired, very professional so far. I will update this thread with a testimonial when the project is finished in a couple of days.

11-02-2008, 12:41 PM	#1
AnniKN Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: South of the border Posts: 1,682	Freelancer looking for work - Photoshop, PHP, MySQL, Grunt work Conversion rates have gone to shit due to speculation so instead of using the money I have in my national currency, I'd rather get some USD cash to pay for my USD expenses I am fast, efficient, affordable and willing to negotiate. Payment per hour, per item or per project to your convenience, and accepting ePass and Paypal. References available. I can do high quality photo editing and retouching. Here is a sample of basic retouching for a natural feel: Glamour retouching, cosmetic surgery or any sort of photo editing, watermarking, resizing, optmizing... you name it! Click here for more photo retouching, cosmetic surgery, screengrab optimizing and thumb cropping samples. See more of our more advanced photo editing skills in PalinFucked.com I also do video work - editing, encoding in any format, splitting, combining and making and editing screengrabs. Samples upon request since they're mostly from film school and do not want to post them here. Samples of design in the following links: http://www.heathercarolin.com http://vip.heathercarolin.com http://www.apple-twins.net Samples of galleries: http://galleries.redheadcash.com/01/..._and_blue.html http://galleries.redheadcash.com/02/...y_heather.html http://galleries.redheadcash.com/03/...l_klein.ht ml http://video.redheadcash.com/01//Hea...tiesSocks.html http://galleries.apple-twins.net/sex...d-bikinis.html I can also do CSS/XHTML valid code if required. Sample of custom PHP scripting for affiliate program tools (design too): http://www.redheadcash.com I can do PHP script installation and coding, although I specialize in MySQL databases, and the use of them for CMS development according to your needs with low load on the server. Also, using databases I can reduce the time for data entry immensely, but I can also do old fashioned data entry work I can also do gallery descriptions and keyword based SEO. I do not do link building or other kinds of SEO work however. I am also a native Spanish speaker and can do high quality translations to Spanish from French, Italian, Portuguese, English and German with actually catchy text, actual slang, and actual one on one feel for paysite tours and such. I worked as an editor for a small publishing house for several years so my grammar and spelling is pretty much perfect. I can also do voice over work, again, hit me up for samples. In short, the list of services I can offer: - Photo editing and retouching - Video editing and encoding - PHP/MySQL - Design - SEO writing - Translation to Spanish - Voice over work I KNOW it sounds like bluffing but I do have samples, references and experience in all the above fields and DO offer high quality work in all of them. If you wish to see a sample specific to your project, hit me up One time projects or long term deals equally welcome! Contact info is in my sig, or use the contact form in the retouching samples page __________________ StraponCash \| HDPays Need affordable Photo Retouching, Video Editing, Design, Coding, Writing or Data Entry? 435-155-252

11-02-2008, 12:51 PM	#3
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	build a portfolio!!!! swear to god! __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

11-02-2008, 06:03 PM	#5
AnniKN Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: South of the border Posts: 1,682	Bump for views __________________ StraponCash \| HDPays Need affordable Photo Retouching, Video Editing, Design, Coding, Writing or Data Entry? 435-155-252

11-03-2008, 09:14 AM	#7
AnniKN Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: South of the border Posts: 1,682	Thank you Bump for more views! __________________ StraponCash \| HDPays Need affordable Photo Retouching, Video Editing, Design, Coding, Writing or Data Entry? 435-155-252

11-03-2008, 01:54 PM	#8
AnniKN Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: South of the border Posts: 1,682	Shameless self-promotion bump __________________ StraponCash \| HDPays Need affordable Photo Retouching, Video Editing, Design, Coding, Writing or Data Entry? 435-155-252

11-02-2008, 12:43 PM	#2
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	show us your tits

11-02-2008, 07:29 PM	#6
JayAllan So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Santa Barbara, CA Posts: 1,148	Bump for Great Work! Love the Redhead too

11-04-2008, 10:26 AM	#9
AnniKN Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: South of the border Posts: 1,682	Election day bump __________________ StraponCash \| HDPays Need affordable Photo Retouching, Video Editing, Design, Coding, Writing or Data Entry? 435-155-252

11-04-2008, 10:41 AM	#10
The Duck Adult Content Provider Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: Europe Posts: 18,243	Hit me up. __________________ Skype Horusmaia ICQ 41555245 Email [email protected]

11-04-2008, 03:05 PM	#11
AnniKN Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: South of the border Posts: 1,682	Thanks for your business Bump for long term projects! __________________ StraponCash \| HDPays Need affordable Photo Retouching, Video Editing, Design, Coding, Writing or Data Entry? 435-155-252

11-04-2008, 04:35 PM	#12
The Duck Adult Content Provider Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: Europe Posts: 18,243	Hired, very professional so far. I will update this thread with a testimonial when the project is finished in a couple of days. __________________ Skype Horusmaia ICQ 41555245 Email [email protected]