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NetwErk GUrl · 12-19-2008, 12:37 PM

Sorry for the thread title

... a girl's gotta do...

I recently accepted an offer for employment that seemed perfect. However, due to the unstable global economy my new employer has determined they can't keep me. Long story short, they hired me internationally. From the time of hire to the time of my first invoice, my employer's currency had fallen so dramatically against my USD salary that I was priced right out of their budget. If you know of whom I speak, please keep it to yourself. I have no intention of drama, marring a good company?s name, or acting in an unprofessional way.

However, this situation leaves me out of work and terrified for the first time in my life, especially with the poor economy. I am utilizing my private industry network to try to gain employment. I'm also not too proud to post publicly here and weather any flak I gain from it. Yes, it is *really* embarrassing, but at least I'm trying to fix my situation.

Most recently I've worked as an affiliate manager. As the affiliate program mold becomes less powerful, I've also branched into site development, SEO, and traffic direction. From my production roots working at Playboy I'm also a capable content manager, photo retoucher, promo tool designer, and text writer. I'm familiar with both NATS and MPA, as well as a few custom solutions. I've never been much of a board whore, but I'd do it if it were called for as part of my employment. I'd rather focus on building solid affiliate relationships, or garnering new traffic sources on a house account.

I know I'm an asset to any company I join. I have a strong background in production, design and program management which gives me a very flexible & strong sales-plus skill set. I'm also unique and likable and I make a great impression at industry shows! If you know some place that needs me please let me know!

Here's a few pics of me working shows:

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...020/z06269.jpg
http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...900/z00865.jpg
http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...970/z03699.jpg
http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...966/z02588.jpg

and, my new favorite from Webmaster Access

I know I'm flexible enough to be a great fit almost anywhere, so keep me in mind if you hear of something or are hiring yourself. I?m entertaining all serious offers. My resume is available upon request.

Thanks for reading!

Ananda

Grapesoda · 12-19-2008, 12:40 PM

good luck, here's a bump for you

brand0n · 12-19-2008, 12:41 PM

why not just grab tassys resume and contact everyone she used to work for?

if they would hire her, you are a fucking shoe in.

Fresh · 12-19-2008, 12:41 PM

Hey, good luck on the search

NetwErk GUrl · 12-19-2008, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

why not just grab tassys resume and contact everyone she used to work for?

if they would hire her, you are a fucking shoe in.

That's not very nice to either of us. I've only worked for 2 companies in the last 5 years. Not much of a jump around employee.

alexchechs · 12-19-2008, 12:46 PM

Good luck on your search, I am sure someone will hire you soon

Sands · 12-19-2008, 12:47 PM

Ananda is super-awesome, and she works really hard. Good luck, guuuuuurl!

S P A N N O W · 12-19-2008, 12:47 PM

Don't sweat it Ananda, you won't stay unemployed for long!

Ice · 12-19-2008, 12:49 PM

Ananda is awesome.. I'm sure someone will scoop you up soon girl

_Richard_ · 12-19-2008, 12:53 PM

good luck!

Violetta · 12-19-2008, 12:54 PM

green drinks are a classic!

Malicious Biz · 12-19-2008, 12:56 PM

Someone snatch up this talented lady before she gets away.

NetwErk GUrl · 12-19-2008, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

Someone snatch up this talented lady before she gets away.

Aww, thanks! I'll post pics of shoes on my head for you.

Kenny B! · 12-19-2008, 01:04 PM

Ananda would make a great addition to any team, who ever hires her will not be disappointing.

alias · 12-19-2008, 01:04 PM

The talent is strong in this one.

Malicious Biz · 12-19-2008, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetwErk GUrl

Aww, thanks! I'll post pics of shoes on my head for you.

YESSSSSSSSS PLZ

hehe

CIVMatt · 12-19-2008, 01:07 PM

I saw you in Atlanta but never got a chance to say hello

cherrylula · 12-19-2008, 01:07 PM

Good luck to you.

My advice would be while you are unempoyed right now to spend some time working on a site or sites for your own cash flow, if you already do not do so.

Its 1000% better to work for yourself anyways. It sounds like you have skills and knowledge, why not start your own site and get some trades/traffic for yourself? That's what I did anyhow.

take care, happy holidays, and again good luck!

NetwErk GUrl · 12-19-2008, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula

Good luck to you.

My advice would be while you are unempoyed right now to spend some time working on a site or sites for your own cash flow, if you already do not do so.

Its 1000% better to work for yourself anyways. It sounds like you have skills and knowledge, why not start your own site and get some trades/traffic for yourself? That's what I did anyhow.

take care, happy holidays, and again good luck!

Advice taken! I'm building stuff for myself over the weekend, but that's a slow start, and not my strongest talent.

Still, everything helps.

NetwErk GUrl · 12-19-2008, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt

I saw you in Atlanta but never got a chance to say hello

I'm sorry we didn't chat. Perhaps next time?

beemk · 12-19-2008, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

why not just grab tassys resume and contact everyone she used to work for?

if they would hire her, you are a fucking shoe in.

CIVMatt · 12-19-2008, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetwErk GUrl

I'm sorry we didn't chat. Perhaps next time?

Redmanthatcould · 12-19-2008, 01:31 PM

Good luck, and here's a friendly bump-a-roo.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-19-2008, 01:37 PM

I was here, and bump for you.

Grapesoda · 12-19-2008, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetwErk GUrl

Advice taken! I'm building stuff for myself over the weekend, but that's a slow start, and not my strongest talent.

Still, everything helps.

would you pls hit me with an email.... have something to discuss with you. -bmb

andy83 · 12-19-2008, 01:48 PM

good luck and hope you get a new job soon.

sicone · 12-19-2008, 01:58 PM

Good luck Ananda, If I hear of anything I'll let ya know

rhon23 · 12-19-2008, 02:13 PM

good luck landing something girlie

BobG · 12-19-2008, 02:19 PM

Bump for Ananda. Nice meeting you in LA

papill0n · 12-19-2008, 02:25 PM

all the best Ananda

JamesK · 12-19-2008, 02:29 PM

Good luck finding a new job

JFK · 12-19-2008, 02:42 PM

best of luck Ananda

This is my current favorite shot of you

You GO Girl

kmanrox · 12-19-2008, 02:45 PM

good luck gurlfriendd!!!

Honez · 12-19-2008, 02:50 PM

Ananda is also a very good karaoke singer ;)

Best of luck woman. I am sure someone will snatch you up pronto.

LBBV · 12-19-2008, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

best of luck Ananda

This is my current favorite shot of you

You GO Girl

So THAT'S what my Director of Sales is doing at shows!!!

Kevin - making "kissy face" at the camera!!!! LOL!!!

He won't live this one down

12-19-2008, 03:14 PM

Would you be willing to change your hair to 1 color for a job?

Honez · 12-19-2008, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LBBV

So THAT'S what my Director of Sales is doing at shows!!!

Kevin - making "kissy face" at the camera!!!! LOL!!!

He won't live this one down

He also made it his job to ask how my ass was at least once a day

In his defense, he watched me fall off the mechanical bull. Twice.

_Richard_ · 12-19-2008, 03:28 PM

back to the top

arock10 · 12-19-2008, 03:50 PM

you can fire my updater for me so I don't have to pay him anymore

myjah · 12-19-2008, 04:00 PM

I can honestly say that Ananda is a great asset to any employer. When we worked together at Playboy she was efficient, hard-working, and reliable. She was on-time and always there - you never had to worry about any projects Ananda was in charge of. She is THE ideal employee.

Best of luck to you - whoever scoops you up will be more than glad they did!!!

NetwErk GUrl · 12-19-2008, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vexes

Would you be willing to change your hair to 1 color for a job?

Hmm... maybe I'm limited in my thinking here, but the only industry jobs I can think of that would care what color my hair is are on the content side.. and I don't do that...

Right now I don't think I'd accept an offer that required me to dye my hair to someone else's specifications.

Now... 3 months from now, if I'm still unemployed, ask me again, as my standards will have changed. I do have a mortgage to pay, after all.

RyuLion · 12-19-2008, 04:04 PM

Good luck girl! It was good meeting you at the previous show..I don't remember which one It was tought..

NetwErk GUrl · 12-19-2008, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion

Good luck girl! It was good meeting you at the previous show..I don't remember which one It was tought..

One of the most awesome things about you is getting to meet you for the first time... every time.

tony286 · 12-19-2008, 04:06 PM

a bump and hope you get something fast.

NetwErk GUrl · 12-19-2008, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arock10

you can fire my updater for me so I don't have to pay him anymore

Does that come with an annual salary? Sweet. It's a deal. Gimmie the contact info and consider it done.

mechanicvirus · 12-19-2008, 04:07 PM

bump, can you plz post a picture of a shoe on your head? :-D

NetwErk GUrl · 12-19-2008, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

bump, can you plz post a picture of a shoe on your head? :-D

Yes, as I promised Malicious Biz, when I get home tonight I will post a pic of a shoe on my head.

In fact, I think it's pretty funny.

Rochard · 12-19-2008, 04:15 PM

I'm disappointed she didn't hit me up.

Ananda worked for me at ICS. If your looking for a kick ass person who will burn the midnight oil to get a project on time, then Ananda is your next employee. I honestly can't say enough good things about her work.

DefaultMan · 12-19-2008, 04:20 PM

Good luck with your job hunting. Let me know when you are in LA so we can get a round of Warhammer 40k in.

NetwErk GUrl · 12-19-2008, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DefaultMan

Good luck with your job hunting. Let me know when you are in LA so we can get a round of Warhammer 40k in.

Haha! Are you going to the Broadside bash in February? They're counting it as an Indy GT this year, so I'll prolly be down there for it.

12-19-2008, 12:37 PM	#1
NetwErk GUrl Here to wErk Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: Sacramento CA Posts: 550	Hey! Snatch me up! (pics) Sorry for the thread title ... a girl's gotta do... I recently accepted an offer for employment that seemed perfect. However, due to the unstable global economy my new employer has determined they can't keep me. Long story short, they hired me internationally. From the time of hire to the time of my first invoice, my employer's currency had fallen so dramatically against my USD salary that I was priced right out of their budget. If you know of whom I speak, please keep it to yourself. I have no intention of drama, marring a good company?s name, or acting in an unprofessional way. However, this situation leaves me out of work and terrified for the first time in my life, especially with the poor economy. I am utilizing my private industry network to try to gain employment. I'm also not too proud to post publicly here and weather any flak I gain from it. Yes, it is really embarrassing, but at least I'm trying to fix my situation. Most recently I've worked as an affiliate manager. As the affiliate program mold becomes less powerful, I've also branched into site development, SEO, and traffic direction. From my production roots working at Playboy I'm also a capable content manager, photo retoucher, promo tool designer, and text writer. I'm familiar with both NATS and MPA, as well as a few custom solutions. I've never been much of a board whore, but I'd do it if it were called for as part of my employment. I'd rather focus on building solid affiliate relationships, or garnering new traffic sources on a house account. I know I'm an asset to any company I join. I have a strong background in production, design and program management which gives me a very flexible & strong sales-plus skill set. I'm also unique and likable and I make a great impression at industry shows! If you know some place that needs me please let me know! Here's a few pics of me working shows: http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...020/z06269.jpg http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...900/z00865.jpg http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...970/z03699.jpg http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...966/z02588.jpg and, my new favorite from Webmaster Access I know I'm flexible enough to be a great fit almost anywhere, so keep me in mind if you hear of something or are hiring yourself. I?m entertaining all serious offers. My resume is available upon request. Thanks for reading! Ananda __________________ Ananda Sisk - Client Relations RocketGate Primary for high volume merchants across the industry icq: 301-253-746 --- mobile: 1.916.342.4386 --- skype: ananda.sisk --- mail: [email protected]

12-19-2008, 12:41 PM	#3
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12-19-2008, 12:41 PM	#4
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12-19-2008, 12:46 PM	#6
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12-19-2008, 12:47 PM	#8
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12-19-2008, 12:40 PM	#2
Grapesoda So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 46,238	good luck, here's a bump for you

12-19-2008, 12:47 PM	#7
Sands Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: 418194907 Posts: 3,134	Ananda is super-awesome, and she works really hard. Good luck, guuuuuurl!

12-19-2008, 12:49 PM	#9
Ice Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny California Posts: 26,053	Ananda is awesome.. I'm sure someone will scoop you up soon girl __________________ icq 1904905

12-19-2008, 12:53 PM	#10
_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Vancouver Posts: 30,979	good luck! __________________ skype: stxrichard \| [email protected]

12-19-2008, 12:54 PM	#11
Violetta Affiliate Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 28,735	green drinks are a classic! __________________ M&A Queen

12-19-2008, 12:56 PM	#12
Malicious Biz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Put Shoe On Head Plz Posts: 4,575	Someone snatch up this talented lady before she gets away.

12-19-2008, 01:04 PM	#14
Kenny B! Confirmed Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,714	Ananda would make a great addition to any team, who ever hires her will not be disappointing. __________________ Kenny -at- YourPaysitePartner.com Skype: kennyb514 Do business with us: Your Paysite Partner Kenny's Pennies Sticky Dollars Radical Cash Indie Bucks Stand Ahead Read My Ambush Interview Here

12-19-2008, 01:04 PM	#15
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	The talent is strong in this one. __________________ https://porncorporation.com

12-19-2008, 01:07 PM	#17
CIVMatt Amateur Pimpin Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 13,075	I saw you in Atlanta but never got a chance to say hello __________________ Make easy money with Webcams

12-19-2008, 01:07 PM	#18
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Good luck to you. My advice would be while you are unempoyed right now to spend some time working on a site or sites for your own cash flow, if you already do not do so. Its 1000% better to work for yourself anyways. It sounds like you have skills and knowledge, why not start your own site and get some trades/traffic for yourself? That's what I did anyhow. take care, happy holidays, and again good luck!

12-19-2008, 01:31 PM	#23
Redmanthatcould Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,771	Good luck, and here's a friendly bump-a-roo.

12-19-2008, 01:37 PM	#24
Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	I was here, and bump for you.

12-19-2008, 01:48 PM	#26
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12-19-2008, 01:58 PM	#27
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	Good luck Ananda, If I hear of anything I'll let ya know __________________

12-19-2008, 02:13 PM	#28
rhon23 Rebel Girl Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Island Of Misfit Toys Posts: 3,261	good luck landing something girlie

12-19-2008, 02:19 PM	#29
BobG Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,274	Bump for Ananda. Nice meeting you in LA

12-19-2008, 02:25 PM	#30
papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	all the best Ananda

12-19-2008, 02:29 PM	#31
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12-19-2008, 02:42 PM	#32
JFK FUBAR the ORIGINATOR Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: FUBARLAND Posts: 67,381	best of luck Ananda This is my current favorite shot of you You GO Girl __________________ Sig Spot Available –contact JFK @ FUBARWebmasters.com FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

12-19-2008, 02:45 PM	#33
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12-19-2008, 02:50 PM	#34
Honez Confirmed Brat Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 6,636	Ananda is also a very good karaoke singer ;) Best of luck woman. I am sure someone will snatch you up pronto. __________________ Your Paysite Partner Hone at YourPaysitePartner dot Com Skype - Stressmonkey

12-19-2008, 03:14 PM	#36
Vexes Guest Posts: n/a	Would you be willing to change your hair to 1 color for a job?

12-19-2008, 03:28 PM	#38
_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Vancouver Posts: 30,979	back to the top __________________ skype: stxrichard \| [email protected]

12-19-2008, 03:50 PM	#39
arock10 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,218	you can fire my updater for me so I don't have to pay him anymore __________________ Sup

12-19-2008, 04:00 PM	#40
myjah Back in the harbor Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 11,482	I can honestly say that Ananda is a great asset to any employer. When we worked together at Playboy she was efficient, hard-working, and reliable. She was on-time and always there - you never had to worry about any projects Ananda was in charge of. She is THE ideal employee. Best of luck to you - whoever scoops you up will be more than glad they did!!! __________________ VP of Marketing AVN Media Network Skype: AVNJill [email protected]

12-19-2008, 04:04 PM	#42
RyuLion ClubDomCash.com Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 32,058	Good luck girl! It was good meeting you at the previous show..I don't remember which one It was tought.. __________________ Promote Clubdom.com (since 1997) - Adult Biz Consultant

12-19-2008, 04:06 PM	#44
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	a bump and hope you get something fast.

12-19-2008, 04:07 PM	#46
mechanicvirus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern California Posts: 3,284	bump, can you plz post a picture of a shoe on your head? :-D

12-19-2008, 04:15 PM	#48
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 70,362	I'm disappointed she didn't hit me up. Ananda worked for me at ICS. If your looking for a kick ass person who will burn the midnight oil to get a project on time, then Ananda is your next employee. I honestly can't say enough good things about her work. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

12-19-2008, 04:20 PM	#49
DefaultMan Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Hell.A. Posts: 1,869	Good luck with your job hunting. Let me know when you are in LA so we can get a round of Warhammer 40k in. __________________ mypornolife [at] gmail [dot] com