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12-06-2004, 03:24 PM
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CRAZY Larry Flynt Story.......
I was waitin on the 10th floor in the famed lobby of the LFP offices for an appointment....routine done it a million times.
I am watching a young asian woman approach the receptiion area when i see her feet are filthy.... it caught my eye.... She begins to tell Reception that she is ther eto see Larry Yada Yada Yada.... It is clear within seconds this chick is spun....I mean way spun... So she starts saying she has powers and that she has voices telling her she has to see larry right now to show him how good she is at anal.... She then eye locks with me and starts getting really nervous and talking to herself and keeps telling me " I know all about you....i know you are going to tell them....all of them blah fucking blah.... so i hang up the call i am on and keep the phone to my ear so I can pretend i am not paying any attention....sher then tries to make a break for the hall toward larry's office. Reception flips and tell her to come back....i am assuming sucurity was called at thius point them like a scener from a weird film...... the girls oleans on thwe desk to tell reception that she has this card that talks to her and it was telling her to go down the hall.....the card was one reception just handed her....... so she is yammering on about nothing when i was frozen.... Larry was coming down the hall with his man doug...... they glided behind her without as much as a slight sound without the girl ever seeing them....... it was thew most bizarre 15 seconds i have been in since being at war..... she would have attacked i guarantee....she was only 80 pounds so doug would have just grabbed her and stuffed her in his pocket and then to the street but to see how close i was to seeing a crazy scene was unreal..... back to your day |
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12-06-2004, 03:26 PM
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What if it turns out the voices were right and she WAS really good at anal?
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12-06-2004, 03:29 PM
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Let's do some business!
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12-06-2004, 03:31 PM
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 Larry made a quick get a way |
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12-06-2004, 03:34 PM
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12-06-2004, 03:36 PM
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you shoulda got off the phone and talked to her ya puss...
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12-06-2004, 03:41 PM
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you don't know lovin' until you made it with a balls out, stir crazy bitch
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12-06-2004, 03:42 PM
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12-06-2004, 03:42 PM
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He's been in the game so long and has dealt with so many crazy sluts that some shit like that wouldn't phase him.
I've only been doing this shit for a few years and I'm already getting jaded...I'll be yawning at bitches when I'm old like Larry Flynt too.
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12-06-2004, 04:20 PM
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12-06-2004, 05:09 PM
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You always have the craziest stories JIm.
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12-06-2004, 05:21 PM
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did u then test her to see if she was telling the truth about anal?
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12-06-2004, 05:24 PM
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12-06-2004, 05:48 PM
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I bet you wish you had a stun gun just in case.
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12-06-2004, 05:49 PM
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The voices in my head tell me to play bad touch with a HAM and some beautiful people !
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12-06-2004, 05:52 PM
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that is whack.
Poor girl, maybe she could've been a porn star if she hadn't lost it. |
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12-06-2004, 05:55 PM
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Lars you are way weird tonight.
Take some time off and let us know when you feel better. Oh, and wash your feet. 
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12-06-2004, 06:03 PM
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12-06-2004, 06:04 PM
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12-06-2004, 06:05 PM
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12-06-2004, 06:10 PM
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you do good stories jim, i think you should keep the the stereo in the car.
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12-06-2004, 06:15 PM
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12-06-2004, 06:16 PM
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thanx jimm
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12-06-2004, 06:30 PM
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug
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12-06-2004, 06:38 PM
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doubt it was cocaine, i would say ice/meth....
as for larry's office, anyone who has been there knows they have security as tight as fort knox...you can't get anywhere in that place without the proper ID's and security codes |
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12-06-2004, 06:45 PM
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Larry probably gets a lot of crazy stunts like this. He's probably used to stuff like this, it's not even a big deal for him.
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12-06-2004, 06:47 PM
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Freddie special pants playes with the jelly round the ham
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12-06-2004, 06:48 PM
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Good story
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