How do ugly lowlife thugs land hot chicks? - GoFuckYourself.com

The_Oracle_Porn · 12-08-2004, 12:12 PM

I was at McDonalds last night, and saw this incredibly hot hispanic chick. About 18 yrs old, cute face, thin, nice breasts, incredible ass. Her boyfriend was some ugly looking mexican thug who probably makes minimum wage or less.

I felt like going up to her, and saying "I make 10 times as much as your boyfriend. You should go out with me."

Dirty F · 12-08-2004, 12:12 PM

Thats so interesting.

AaronM · 12-08-2004, 12:14 PM

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Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
I was at McDonalds last night, and saw this incredibly hot hispanic chick. About 18 yrs old, cute face, thin, nice breasts, incredible ass. Her boyfriend was some ugly looking mexican thug who probably makes minimum wage or less.

I felt like going up to her, and saying "I make 10 times as much as your boyfriend. You should go out with me."

Perhaps he has personality and style. Those are things that money can not buy.

Nice to see you put yourself above him because you "think" he makes less than you.

Is it painful for you to be this fucking ignorant? It should be.

StuartD · 12-08-2004, 12:15 PM

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Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
I was at McDonalds last night...

Working the late shift?

Fletch XXX · 12-08-2004, 12:16 PM

no, the question should be.

why is it that little punk bitches like me cant get hot latinas.

if you knew how you wouldnt be making this thread, you be showing off the tang you dipping in.

keep hating the players

AaronM · 12-08-2004, 12:17 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
no, the question should be.

why is it that little punk bitches like me cant get hot latinas.

if you knew how you wouldnt be making this thread, you be showing off the tang you dipping in.

keep hating the players

ContentHire · 12-08-2004, 12:17 PM

TheFrog · 12-08-2004, 12:17 PM

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Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn

I felt like going up to her, and saying "I make 10 times as much as your boyfriend.

thats called lying

KingDough · 12-08-2004, 12:19 PM

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Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
I felt like going up to her, and saying "I make 10 times as much as your boyfriend. You should go out with me."

that would probably work.
they either want a rich guy
or a bad boy.

ive never met a hot chick
that didnt drop what she was doing
to get her hands on some money

and u got more than most!

ytcracker · 12-08-2004, 12:19 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
if you knew how you wouldnt be making this thread, you be showing off the tang you dipping in.

keep hating the players

i think this is the smoothest sentence ive ever seen posted in the history of bbs

excellent work

showing off the tang man that rolls off the tongue
so pimp

Lace · 12-08-2004, 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Perhaps he has personality and style. Those are things that money can not buy.

Nice to see you put yourself above him because you "think" he makes less than you.

Is it painful for you to be this fucking ignorant? It should be.

Well said.

I mean christ, look at Britney Spears and her new husband or whomever he may be to her. I was watching something on VH1 the other day about her basicly supporting him, because he made minimal wage. She bought his lazy ass a Navigator and all...

Money can't buy you love or happiness. (but it can buy you sex

)

The_Oracle_Porn · 12-08-2004, 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Perhaps he has personality and style. Those are things that money can not buy.

Nice to see you put yourself above him because you "think" he makes less than you.

Is it painful for you to be this fucking ignorant? It should be.

I'm probably much smarter than her thug boyfriend.

I went to a top tier college and grad school. I bet her thug boyfriend doesn't even have a college degree.

I bet her thug boyfriend has broken a lot more laws than me. I wouldn't be surprised if he has spent time in prison.

I'd be a much better husband than thug boi. I bet thug boi ends up beating his wife/gf. I actually treat women with respect.

Fact is, I'm much closer to what women SAY they want. Yet, I can't land the top shelf poon like these lowlife thugs can.

BVF · 12-08-2004, 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
I was at McDonalds last night, and saw this incredibly hot hispanic chick. About 18 yrs old, cute face, thin, nice breasts, incredible ass. Her boyfriend was some ugly looking mexican thug who probably makes minimum wage or less.

I felt like going up to her, and saying "I make 10 times as much as your boyfriend. You should go out with me."

Yes but you possess a small Jew penis.

The_Oracle_Porn · 12-08-2004, 12:22 PM

If these super hot chicks picked financially stable, decent guys like myself, then they wouldn't end up on welfare and raising kids in poverty.

Manowar · 12-08-2004, 12:22 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
no, the question should be.

why is it that little punk bitches like me cant get hot latinas.

if you knew how you wouldnt be making this thread, you be showing off the tang you dipping in.

keep hating the players

werd

hydro · 12-08-2004, 12:22 PM

If you know what your doing money would have little importance to a chick and looks would come 2nd after intelligence.

JSA Matt · 12-08-2004, 12:23 PM

because you are uglier than her "ugly mexican looking thug boyfriend"?

The_Oracle_Porn · 12-08-2004, 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by BVF
Yes but you possess a small Jew penis.

Keep thinking that. I've been with more women, kicked more ass, and lived a fuller life than anyone here.

StuartD · 12-08-2004, 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
If these super hot chicks picked financially stable, decent guys like myself, then they wouldn't end up on welfare and raising kids in poverty.

No, they'd just be spending all day listening to some guy at a computer bitch and complain about how they eat at McDonalds and hate lowlife thugs because they're better than him.

AaronM · 12-08-2004, 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
I'm probably much smarter than her thug boyfriend.

I went to a top tier college and grad school. I bet her thug boyfriend doesn't even have a college degree.

I bet her thug boyfriend has broken a lot more laws than me. I wouldn't be surprised if he has spent time in prison.

I'd be a much better husband than thug boi. I bet thug boi ends up beating his wife/gf. I actually treat women with respect.

Fact is, I'm much closer to what women SAY they want. Yet, I can't land the top shelf poon like these lowlife thugs can.

Probably because you are a shallow, ignorant prick.

Fake Nick · 12-08-2004, 12:25 PM

since when are there mexican thugs in ISRAEL ??

BVF · 12-08-2004, 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
Keep thinking that. I've been with more women, kicked more ass, and lived a fuller life than anyone here.

which has NOTHING to do with your little jew penis.

StuartD · 12-08-2004, 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by Fake Nick
since when are there mexican thugs in ISRAEL ??

This isn't the Oracle Porn that we've all come to.... uhmm.. how ever it is we feel about him.

This is a facimile.

AaronM · 12-08-2004, 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
Keep thinking that. I've been with more women, kicked more ass, and lived a fuller life than anyone here.

Cool. Then your life is complete. Please die now.

NaughtyRob · 12-08-2004, 12:26 PM

Because chicks are stupid and love "bad guys"

brizzad · 12-08-2004, 12:27 PM

i have a fucking gorgeous, sexy as fuck girlfriend

and look at my wigger ass

its all in the attitude

Dirty F · 12-08-2004, 12:27 PM

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Originally posted by BVF
which has NOTHING to do with your little jew penis.

Hey dude, this is not Oracle, its a troll.

Check the _ between the names.

bigdog · 12-08-2004, 12:27 PM

Didn't know guys were supposed to bring out the Banana Republic gear when going to mcdonalds

BVF · 12-08-2004, 12:28 PM

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Originally posted by Battuss
Hey dude, this is not Oracle, its a troll.

Check the _ between the names.

Oh...well I rescind what I was saying.

jimmyf · 12-08-2004, 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
Keep thinking that. I've been with more women, kicked more ass, and lived a fuller life than anyone here.

you are a joke

BuckLover · 12-08-2004, 12:29 PM

Ya but she might not date DORKS!

Dalai lama · 12-08-2004, 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
I was at McDonalds last night, and saw this incredibly hot hispanic chick. About 18 yrs old, cute face, thin, nice breasts, incredible ass. Her boyfriend was some ugly looking mexican thug who probably makes minimum wage or less.

I felt like going up to her, and saying "I make 10 times as much as your boyfriend. You should go out with me."

Not all chicks care about money, it was her pimp btw

JamesK2 · 12-08-2004, 12:29 PM

what a dumbass

NaughtyRob · 12-08-2004, 12:31 PM

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Originally posted by brizzad
i have a fucking gorgeous, sexy as fuck girlfriend

and look at my wigger ass

its all in the attitude

For some unknown fucked up reason hot girls love wiggers too.

polish_aristocrat · 12-08-2004, 12:31 PM

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Originally posted by Fake Nick
since when are there mexican thugs in ISRAEL ??

since when do Mexicans live in .......

polish_aristocrat · 12-08-2004, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
i have a fucking gorgeous, sexy as fuck girlfriend

and look at my wigger ass

its all in the attitude

Shaddam IV · 12-08-2004, 12:33 PM

The truth is you're not in her social circle. She doesn't have access to you. All her friends and family members are low class people so is it any surprise she's with some thug type. Where is she going to meet a white guy with education which is probably very foreign to her.

AaronM · 12-08-2004, 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by Shaddam IV
The truth is you're not in her social circle. She doesn't have access to you. All her friends and family members are low class people so is it any surprise she's with some thug type. Where is she going to meet a white guy with education which is probably very foreign to her.

McDonalds.

Dalai lama · 12-08-2004, 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
McDonalds.

Shaddam IV · 12-08-2004, 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
McDonalds.

Why? I often run out to grab fast food for lunch, and eat at my desk. I'm supposed to order filet mignon when I'm in a hurry?

Plus, it seems pretty silly to eat at a nice restaurant when you're by yourself.

ytcracker · 12-08-2004, 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by ContentProducer
For some unknown fucked up reason hot girls love wiggers too.

its cuz we put it down pimp positive

keep it (digital) gangsta

robfantasy · 12-08-2004, 12:42 PM

because u have no game and you have a small penis

seeric · 12-08-2004, 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by ytcracker
its cuz we put it down pimp positive

keep it (digital) gangsta

LOL.

PIMP!

strobi · 12-08-2004, 12:54 PM

personality goes a long way!

kowntafit · 12-08-2004, 01:00 PM

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I felt like going up to her, and saying "I make 10 times as much as your boyfriend. You should go out with me."

I can't beleive you are so far up your own ass you would actually do that. I think that line right there explains it.

KingDough · 12-08-2004, 01:05 PM

so why arent u buying your hot pussy
like every other self-respecting guy?

guys with wives are chumps.

mardigras · 12-08-2004, 01:10 PM

If the thug ain't blingin' he must be swingin'

Thumbking · 12-08-2004, 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Perhaps he has personality and style. Those are things that money can not buy.

Nice to see you put yourself above him because you "think" he makes less than you.

Is it painful for you to be this fucking ignorant? It should be.

exactly what i was thinking....

Kimmykim · 12-08-2004, 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by The_Oracle_Porn
I'm probably much smarter than her thug boyfriend.

I went to a top tier college and grad school. I bet her thug boyfriend doesn't even have a college degree.

I bet her thug boyfriend has broken a lot more laws than me. I wouldn't be surprised if he has spent time in prison.

I'd be a much better husband than thug boi. I bet thug boi ends up beating his wife/gf. I actually treat women with respect.

Fact is, I'm much closer to what women SAY they want. Yet, I can't land the top shelf poon like these lowlife thugs can.

Thug boy might have a genuinely warm and caring personality. He might be a Rhodes scholar candidate.

Or he might have a 12" dick. Or a 9" tongue.

Such is life.

Indica · 12-08-2004, 01:27 PM

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Originally posted by strobi

personality goes a long way!

ahhh, you my friend are correct. :D

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